It’s 3/4 of a teaspoon, so there’s enough to get a taste if you buy a dram. And it was inexpensive, only a nickle. Back then, nickles had pictures of bees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter!’ was something we’d all say. And when you’d buy enough drams, we called it ‘getting swarmed’. But the important thing to…

Ello, ello what’s all this then??

so you’re saying the clippers have zero chance of winning that gs series?

Do you think you’d be a “fan” of the graphic video I shot of your Mom last night, Trebek?

As an Old who doesn’t get the whole “private Stories on Instagram”, I want to roll my eyes a little bit at that because there’s never anything truly private on the internet. But honestly, whatever gets her through.

Telling everyone you don’t watch the NFL is the 2019 equivalent to not shutting up about not owning a TV. 

Yes but will someone assassinate Adam Silver for the warcrime of inflicting Knicks Wizards on the English?

This isn’t remotely the same play as Philly ran. Please stop calling any ‘trick’ play a “Philly Special,” it’s just bad.

Dave Matthews is the Jimmy Buffett of our time.

do these idiots not understand how much of a first world luxury it is to be able to sit around and worry about this shit? 

Earmuffs, kids. Earmuffs.

Really her only mistake was not sprinkling some crack around the scene before she called dispatch.

I like “it is what is is.” Nice verbal shrug action.

I forget where I recently heard this - but apparently helmet stripes also have a utilitarian purpose. It allows coaches reviewing film (I’m assuming from an all 22 type angle) to see which way a player is facing - as the stripe stops at the face mask.

If the Belle tolls more than twice, it’s considered playing with yourself.

They should trade Noah for Rudy Gay. Then it’ll be Gay Jack Sessions in the locker room.

there but for the grace of god go i