Wait, what? The proper response for getting poor service is to “tip well”?

I’m game, what exactly is “old world” about Hormel pepperoni bought in bulk?

Can we please have more articles emphasizing how dickish Chicagoans are about their hot dogs...?

Totally staged. Look at all the clicks it’s getting.

I’m don’t want to yuk anyone’s yum, but all of the top 5 chain sub places (S’way, JJ’s, Potbelly, J-Mikes, Firehouse) are a similar degree of mediocre garbage. I’ll go out of my way (within reason) to support a great local sandwich shop. Looking at you, Italian Store in Arlington.

Please tell me they have the Enchirito at the Taco Bell Cantina!

When it’s 90 degrees and you’ve just played 9 innings, Bud Light is just fine.
Sorry, not sorry.

These two would like a word

True. Pace “hot” has a bit of bite to it.

There are a whole bunch of local chips that beat the shit out of these: Wise, Utz, Martin’s, Zapps. Also, crispy chips> kettle chips

She was terrible at being the local DC tv sportsgirl. A classic example of someone rising to their level of incompetence

Would he order for him :  “Hitler will have the spaghetti with clams and a coke with no ice”

Holy shit would that be great...

@Not as cute: Perhaps he wants to fuck the girl next to you. Don’t over think this.

Also a big issue from a safety standpoint. Ex: a drinker with celiac will often choose Tito’s, but if the Tito’s bottle is filled with a cheap wheat-sourced vodka (like Popov’s) it can trigger a serious medical condition

Now that’s sticking to sports! Good work!

Ron Mexico?

Bing Bing Bing.

The Chargers were a reliably good draw for the SD fans who gave a shit, and they did have some fun teams from time to time (see, LT, Seau, Means, etc.). How they can even claim to be relevant now is a mystery.