Does this mean Luann will move back in with Sonja? I would like to see a spinoff based on their adventures!

I do not know if you heard, but with Cuba, I had 84 percent, with the Cuban-American vote. But overall generally, I had well over 30 percent and everyone was shocked to see this. I understand the community and they understand me, and I have a great respect for the Mexican people.”

I’m sure there’s some German word for what I’m feeling.

Right? His followers are so invested in the macho man figure they think he cuts, but he’s just a sniveling little turd.

One of the delights of MLB.tv and MLB Network is seeing games from local broadcasters. A full 3 generations of sports broadcasting knowledge now, and we still get amateur fuck-ups like this every game. Astounding that companies are paying billions for the rights to broadcast, but then apparently hire community…

He actually did get a call from the HOF but it was dropped

Sammy Sosa simply refuses to pick a race

At least they got Rafael AT&T’s name right.

You seem pretty high too.

“People are saying only five things were different on that page. I don’t know, but people, great people have called me. And, you know, they’re saying it. Five. It’s five things.”

Racism, mostly.

Sometimes in the evening I hit a little THC and sit in genuine, silent astonishment that Donald Trump is the current president of the United States.

“More fake news from Highlights for Kids: I colored in the lines the best and am not a Goofus.”

Jaden’s secondary lawsuit is with the “Just”ice department.

I’ve gone to work late because it was on HBO at like five in the morning.

As a child of immigrants who came here without knowing English, and to put themselves through graduate school with three kids inadvertently displaced by a civil war, I can most certainly say FUCK YOU to this entire administration.

I sure hope he speaks English

Wouldn’t a “cosmopolitan bias” be the one that favors rich professionals?

After Miller’s show concluded, Sarah Sanders read a letter from a 10-year-old boy who wrote to offer to mow the White House Lawn.