Bring back “Comment Of The Day” for this one.

Even if he did, Dana would still be a petty bitch to him.

I’m fucking triggered just hearing about this all second-hand

To my liver, this has been the longest two hundred or so days in its poor, hurting history.

How long til Spicey’s handed a gig on CNN? I give it two weeks.

Folks always forget the set-back.

honestly, what the fuck even

“No longer wanting adoring media or a staring [sic] role, [...]”

Shit, even I’m a better writer than that and it’s not my day job.

Nobody will believe me when I say that they (DQ) used to have a key lime cheesequake blizzard but I swear to God they did and it was delicious.

I LOVE the dress

Yeah, it’s not like Park or Dae Kim are cult TV staples or anything, jeez.

Yeah, I’m in engineering and the fact that you’re both a) a Woman, and b) a Woman with a Child (or multiple children) will seriously work against you in that particular hiring pool. They want you living and dying by The Job so you probably wouldn’t even get a call back if you were trying to get back into the field. …

Ladyfest Midwest or nothing!

I wish no one would ever have sex with him again. *clicks heels together 3 times*

I regret it almost every single day but I’m a woman and get second guessed on every design decision I ever make.

I’m just a lowly technologist but I’m pretty sure I could do a better job than Rick Perry.

I’m gonna send off for the free sample first. No shame, here.

Oh my god, do you recall that episode of Tyra Banks’ talk show where she had the woman on talking about wearing an adult diaper once per month? She was a heavy bleeder and would bleed through everything so she started wearing one. It was her husband who thought it was a big deal and had her go on Tyra to talk about…

You deserve to be comfy in the heat! I have the same body type as you and sometimes when it’s hotter than hell, it just doesn’t matter if I look hot/cute/sexy/young, just that I’m not wearing what feels like a sauna suit!

I wear a series of tiny bolero sweaters in the summer. They’re cut to the elbow though which is ok b/c I have no tattoos there to cover. I get them at Ardene, the Canadian version of, like... DEB? I dunno, it’s cheap crap but it covers up my arms and isn’t as warm as a full cardigan.