That's amazing. I totally made a story up in my head about this guy, just based on your description :)

Subway would make (a little) sense if they developed a new Catching Fire themed bread, what with Peeta's family owning a bakery and all.

Unless that sandwich is squirrel, you don't have my interest, Subway.

It's a fan short.

Fucking Kinja.

"He was defending senior citizens from a bear and the bear ate it.

"He was defending senior citizens from a bear and the bear ate it.

"He was defending senior citizens from a bear and the bear ate it.

WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME? WHY?

And the timelessness of KITH. :)

I will never root for that man. Ever. I'll sell my tv first.

This!

I was nursing my first baby during KITH's original run. You're all infants. ALL OF YOU.

I want it to be, "NAME YOUR BAND!"

I say the same thing to all parents of all babies: "You must be so proud!" Because parents always are. :)

She really is incredibly talented though and I can't let my biased, adolescent impression of her be taken too seriously

Dooooooo it.