Spocktopus is my new spirit (stuffed) animal.

Now they've pissed off the bag. Great.

HALLOWEEN COSTUME FOR NEXT YEAR. CALLING IT.

Alone. She will drink alone.

All of them.

ALL OF THEM

There's a certain element of, "How could I not have known?" that messes with your brain. It's almost a feeling of guilt. Like, I should have seen it. I should have been able to do SOMETHING.

'Unnerving' is the perfect word for it.

I discovered recently that the Western doctor I had in Cambodia was arrested for abusing two young Khmer brothers over the period of a few years. I really liked him, as a doctor and just a guy. I looked up to him. And to think, that for years he'd been doing this undetected.

I discovered recently that the Western doctor I had in Cambodia was arrested for abusing two young Khmer brothers over the period of a few years. I really liked him, as a doctor and just a guy. I looked up to him. And to think, that for years he'd been doing this undetected.

I totally get it. Sometimes you just want to make the people who hurt you know what it feels like.

Yeah, my brother 'filled out' as well. The very few times I see him, I bite my tongue. But what is going on in my head is pure evil.

Wait. It's not...?

Oh, you girls keep me young.

When did he have time for golf?

She assumed the answer was in the affirmative when the horse didn't say "Neigh."

I don't think you sound like a dick. Some people are naturally thin. Doesn't stop our parents from fucking us up.

Best gif.

Yay for your brother! Good luck to him with his lifestyle changes.