Well, OK that is cool. But seriously, when you post a comment to an article it serves as a direct reply to the author. You basically just said "FUCK YOU" to me. :(

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh When did I say I say I wasn't offended by that mess that was the editor sitting on black woman chair??? Seriously? WTF is going on in these comments lately.

I would say that's a fairly glib response from someone who hasn't studied either the treatment of free-range animals or the long-term effects of child molestation, and it does nothing to dissuade me from believing that someone who would say such a thing is far more interested in creating melodrama than in swaying…

I was gonna say Maya is a better writer than Cat Marnell.

But it is possible to do free-range, humane farming. It really isn't possible to humanely molest a child.

It's hard to argue AGAINST?

By: Mark Shrayber

"... objectively a bad actress."

This picture was taken just moments before a twirling farmhouse tragically landed on Ms. Swift.

No, but whatever it was that did kill them would not have done so had they not been going over 100mph on a residential street.

Dear everyone losing their minds on this article: fuck you. Short jokes are still funny. I will continue to make short jokes. "Heightism" is not a thing. Eat a big old smelly dick.

PS. Do you think if the two of them had a kid, it would produce the Littlest Who in Whoville?
PPS. So, is Bruno Mars Mattel's attempt to…

I believe in Batfleck, the fuckin' Dahk Knight.

Good to hear I'm not the only one. When I worked phone customer service, there was something about my opening that caused many people to call my Kim (?!). Now, I mostly get Cindy... in emails with my name in the signature AND email address.

They're praising your groove skills?

I have a total milquetoast name, but it gets misspelled all the time.

Same here! My first name does have a couple of traditional spellings so I do have to say "with an A" but it STILL gets misspelled. Okay... it's Candace. But, I see it spelled Candance CONSTANTLY. Why must people put in that extra N?! You don't SAY an N there, do you?

Hogwash is on the 2015 list of names, btw.

Your reasonable attitude and lack of willingness to make a snap judgement are completely ridiculous here. You can't just wait til you actually see her perform and then decide!!!

She's 28, so I don't know what you're talking about.

Please, give us a quick definition of "girl" versus "woman". Is she not a woman because....???