delta-juno
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delta-juno
Jan 3 2014
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Everything brings out trolls. If there is attention to be had, they shall find it!

Dec 26 2013
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I'm listed in the phone book under the wrong spelling for my first name, even though when I set up the phone line twenty years ago you still had to physically go into the phone store and fill out paper-work. I spelled it right in my contract, somehow in the transition to phone book, it got switched. Read more

Dec 26 2013
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I have a total milquetoast name, but it gets misspelled all the time. And my last name could go one of four or five ways, even though it's totally banal. I go through life spelling both out to doctors, dentists, teachers, police officers; anyone whomasks, really. Bleargh! Read more

Dec 18 2013
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I have no affection for Kim Kardashian or Kanye West, but, goddamn if that isn't the prettiest baby on earth.

Dec 18 2013
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My husband and I got engaged the night the Montreal Canadiens won their last Stanley Cup. I was visiting him in Ottawa from Calgary, got drunk and broke my ankle because I thought a cartwheel was such a good idea (he was watching the game at home; I was out with an old friend), then I proposed to him while bawling my Read more

Dec 18 2013
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I've heard a lot of 'Debbie Does Dallas,' jokes in my life (High school students are equal parts lame, cruel and relentless) so, 'Smaug Does Dallas' got a huge snort from me. Read more

Dec 18 2013
5

Tangentially related: I just watched Johnny Weir on 'Celebrity Chopped' and I just love him so much it hurts my cold, dead heart. I think he's incredibly brave. I can't even think about him without spontaneously weeping, he impresses me so much.

Dec 17 2013
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My process: "The wooden stairs are so beautiful; why would they cover them up? So a toddler wouldn't slip and fall?... Oh. Ohhhhhhhhhhh." Read more

Dec 15 2013
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I have never been to an H&M. Not for any particularly good reason. Maybe because I rarely go to the mall (crowds do my head in). Read more