Don't be sorry. That comment was dismissive and unnecessary. Not having the same fear as you doesn't give anyone else the right to try and belittle you or de-legitimize your feelings.

Dill Pickle chips and OTC Codeine are two excellent reasons to come visit us in Canada :)

I wish I could track down everybody who ever posted a shitty comment about 'Sky waitresses,' or how stupid the 'stewardess' was for making them turn off their phones, and fucking shake sense into them. Attendants bring you drinks and peanuts to keep busy during the flight and show a friendly face to set passengers at…

I stand corrected. Point: You.

Gotcha :)

The Merkin: Putting digital artists out of since... well, sometime after that movie, anyway.

Bill Murray.

Dylan Moran in 'Black Books', now him I would follow around like a puppy. Drunken, damaged book-lovers are my Kryptonite.

I did not think 'The View' could become any more unwatchable. I was wrong.

You could try Sears

And in Canada.

Oh, God. I know. That kid is so fucking preternaturally beautiful. I feel like I should call Child Safe on myself.

She, too, is greatly missed.

I don't know. He seems pretty swell. Well educated, both parents have doctorates, charitable, creative, hangs out with Bill Clinton.

Taylor Kitsch hits that weird spot with me where I don't know if I'm entering my 'Mrs. Robinson' stage, or I just want him to come over and play video games with my kid. It's a real lollapalooza.

It's like she has a sixth sense or something.

Other things that 'mesmerize' Johnny Depp: shiny objects; his own reflection; six-toed kittens and cultural appropriation.

Oh, you win.

Oh, Ten. I still miss you.