That would be awesome. I think it would make me respect those two, just a little bit. It's kind of 'bite the hand that feeds,' playing the media and the public that they're so dependent on for their fame and wealth. But I can dig that.

As long as we keep falling for it. STOP FALLING FOR IT, PEOPLE (me included. I report this shit to my husband like it's my job. I am part of the problem, not the solution).

Now they're just fucking with us.

I, too, am scared of the dark and getting my hair cut (my attachment to my hair is Sampson-esque). I'm pretty sure giant, talking vegetables would leave me apoplectic.

I feel kind of guilty laughing at this...

This is, without a doubt, my favourite thread on all the Gawker sites today. I think it just bought me one more day on this earth. I thank you.

Because 'spaz' is so au courant.

That is amazing. Just... Wow.

Somewhere, in Alabama, six Hooters waitresses, wearing sweatpants while slinging beer and serving up buffalo wings, are wondering who in the name of all that's holy had broken into their lockers. Silently, they thanked them.

And the chopping. The constant chopping. Everything has to be cut up. So booooooooring. Or, I crack an egg and microwave it.

I'm the farthest from vegan as you can get, but I make a kickass vegan pumpkin pie utilizing dessert tofu and it is to *die* for. Eat animal products or don't; I don't care. But nobody leaves my house hungry :)

My hamster ate her babies. Maybe I shouldn't have named her, 'Hannibal.'

A boyfriend did that to me once. I bit him. He hit me in my face. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Break-up.

"Bring it on, lightweight. All of it."

I am so, so sorry about your brother.

I laughed inappropriately loudly at this. It was just this side of a guffaw. So close.

I'm 5'11" and barely showed for eight months. I didn't wear maternity clothes, just babydoll dresses, overalls and bike sorts with denim shirts (shut up; it was the 90's). Then going into that ninth month and a little beyond I gained twenty pounds and boom, I was PREGNANT.

I've only ever seen the one. I think it's brill.

I found this *once* and should have bought all of them since I haven't seen them since. A Fathers Day card for single moms. Basically it said, "I know it's been hard on you, and I want you to know I appreciate everything you do For me. Thank-you for being BOTH a Mom and a Dad.