Tyrion has that affect on me *all the time.*

'Trumplestiltskin' is fucking genius. Zuker, you magnificent bastard.

As always, you win at everything.

What the... ? WITCHCRAFT!

Across the border high five!

I got in trouble once for saying, "Boo, you whore!" at work. Someone was concerned that Editorial might have heard. Fuck Editorial. I used to be Editorial. Editorial says worse and a lot more often.

So. How's your day goin'?

Well, that bought me one more day on this earth.

Oh, Jesus. I remember when that kid was born.

First, they came for the tabbies, and I said nothing...

We only wear our trucker hats once a week. I guess you picked today.

Zen Hillary and I wish you a blissful day

If your name is Edward Snowden and you don't grow up to be a spy, then you have taken a seriously wrong turn in your life.

I honestly cannot tell the difference between fois gras and liver wurst. I am a peasant of the lowest order.

One of my favourite TV watching 'games' is 'Watch The Level in the Glass Change'. For some reason, wine is the worst for continuity.

You go, Glen Coco!

I'd forgotten Duncan was it.

People in Bangladesh/Sri Lanka/Morocco/Pakistan need these jobs. We boycott these brands = they are unemployed. They lose the very little income they have

Thank you!