Over there, to the right...

Peyote? Mescaline?

'Be the comment you want to see in the world...'

We watched Seasons 1-3 right before Season 4 was released so we could be re-acquainted with the show (seven years is a long time when you're north of 40) and I didn't notice anything amiss about Portia except I hated the wig.

David Cross reallllly let himself go after marriage...

Stacy Keibler is not of this earth, she is so stunning.

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Will it cure my son's PDD? That's the only way I'm shelling out forty bucks for deep-fried sugar bread. And we're pretty used to it by now; I think we can get by.

Dick was wise.

More proof I should be living my life more like Lorelei Gilmore.

If the Thin Mint chemical coffee whitener actually tastes like Thin Mints then I will be in there like a dirty shirt.

We need to chip in and buy her that portrait of Debbie Reynolds as Liberace's mother. That thing was inspired.

I think it was probably a good decision to put it on HBO. As much as I adored it, I can't seeing it doing very well at the box-office if it were a studio film; the audience is just too niche (super fabulous, non-judgmentals with impeccable fashion sense avec an appreciation for sparkles and Rob Lowe's scariest role eve…

How did you know they served pigs in a blanket in the movie? SORCERY!

I knew that I would enjoy it, but I was expecting it to be more of a 'pained embarrassed' enjoy. But it's totally my new Citizen Kane enjoy. That was amazing.

Ohhhhh, yes.

Don't listen. It was fascinating and amazing.

You are so on my Christmas list For life. I'm booting off my own mother. WHAT DID THAT BITCH EVER DO FOR ME?!

Nothing more perfect has been written all day.