I do also want to thank to for saying this. More people need to understand it exactly as you laid it out.

It will bring tears to the eye, it's true.

The weird thing about hockey stank is, it never leaves the locker room. I've been in the local arena in summer, loooong past hockey season, and it's still there. It gets into the concrete or some such shit. Find a way to synthesize that heinousness, and you have Son of Napalm. My friends won't let their sons or…

I know! That was my point. Braxton-Hicks will hit and so will reality, and then it will get so, so much worse.

Newfies are honestly the greatest dogs on this earth. I mean, look at him!

The Tim Hortons drive-through in my small town will give the dogs in your car a day-old plain (not chocolate) Timbit when you pick up your order at the window.

I misread that and thought your dog's name was Mr. Wesley and was all, "Awwwww! Best name!"

This is the best thread today. Maybe ever.

Yeah, "Total relaxation" says the person who will never give birth, ever.

“It’s total relaxation for the mother,”

And comics!

You are welcome

or don't grab some cheese.

Food bank :)

Please tell me how to make sweet potato curry soup. I beg of you.

Hmmmmmm. What do I say to my friend who brings her toddler to bars? So hard to decide...

They will avenge you

I will kick my husband and child out and move you in. Today.

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