Must be great to be the Warriors. Even if their one-time MVP gets ejected, they still have their 2-time MVP to back him up. And in case HE gets ejected, they still have three perennial All-Stars to pick up the slack. So the Warriors have the benefit of being able to talk shit to the refs and still be better than 90%…

I don’t know the stats, but I would bet a good portion of no-hitters have been lost some time between the 7th and 9th innings, so the idea that he was somehow destined to pitch a no-hitter seems pretty far-fetched. 

Glad to see some of the Warriors bad karma coming back to bite them in the ass. 

I love how large American media/sports conglomerates make zero effort to create a product that is palatable to the average consumer, and then turn around and demonize those same consumers for turning to Reddit for illegal streams. What other industry would survive with such a moronic business model?

Actually, I’ve heard that, when viewed from the right angle, they become a perfectly formed pair of dice. That angle happens to be when a defender is looking up at his busted jump shot. 

Uh, I think you forgot “flaming yin and yang.”

Seriously, who gives aaf?

A skin graft would have looked better. 

Dude is a real schizzo!

Man, if he thought life was bleak in China, wait til he joins the Phoenix Suns!  

I don’t even remember anymore what year it was when the Mariners had that amazing run with Ichiro. All I know is that I cared about baseball more than I ever had that year. It was was before illegal HD streams, so baseball on the radio was the only way to go, and it was probably the most excited I ever have or ever…

He can shoot with his right and block with his left. He is, dare I say, Embiidextrous! 

Dear Santa,

Call me crazy, but perhaps the reason his shots look so ugly is that on at least three of the shots he got legitimately fouled? Makes them all the more impressive, though. 

Maybe I’ve been watching too many episodes of Bad Lip Reading, but I’m pretty sure all he said was, “I’m so fucking tired of Grandma’s treats.” Seems pretty innocuous to me. 

Riiiiiiiight, like Paul George never gets a call. He nearly knocked Jusuf Nurkic out cold with an “inadvertent” elbow and didn’t even receive a common foul. If he (and all these other whiny All-Stars) think the refereeing is poor for them, they ought to try being an average Joe in the NBA.

The facts may be wrong but the sentiment is right. 

Continuing to tape five shows a day sounds precisely like the wrong way to beat stage 4 pancreatic cancer. 

Maybe start by not writing about them every week? I didn’t even know who they were until you guys began reporting about them. Negative publicity is still publicity. 

They will still probably win. My point is, Boogie doesn’t deserve any credit if it happens.