“Watching the team try to form some sort of coherent offensive strategy last night was like watching a monkey try to fuck a football.”

This is almost as bad as when I had my pooch embalmed and mounted in my den and the plaque read Mr Bojankles but there’s nothing a sharpie can’t fix

Yeah, but whenever he plays Yin, they always tie.

I can’t tell who’s actually injured and who’s flopping in that video.

Football is dead.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Softball fields are a lot smaller. Home to first is 20 yards vs 30 yards in baseball. Pitches are thrown from 43 ft, vs 60.5 feet in baseball. The homerun fence at centerfield about 220 ft vs closer to 400 ft in baseball.

A girl who sees—for example—that her softball field is never mowed and the dirt is full of rocks while the boys baseball field is kept in immaculate condition is seeing a lack of compliance with Title IX

I know there will be a lot of people who makes jokes in these comments, but I think we should step back a moment and reflect on the sad, nay the TRAGIC dissolution of a romantic relationship.

This is the type of nard-hitting journalism that we all expect from Deadspin. 

This reply is burfict.

I’m trying to come up with a set-up for an amputee joke, but I’m stumped

How long before some hipster craft brewery makes a limited edition IPA called “Julius Randle with Hops”?

I’m not sure if this news puts the Lakers ahead of Golden State or behind. Maybe tied? I’ll let J.R. figure it out.

Mama, there goes that bigot

Counterpoint: they will absolutely David the Goliath. I’m 100 percent on this bandwagon now and want to see them decimate the dub punks

That’s a good point. The Warriors (or, with some miracle, the Rockets) will play Reddick off the court. In a 7 game series, they will simply not be able to play him.

The only way the game could have ended better would be had Nurkic tagged Lilard after the buzzer beater, getting out of apparantly fake crutches, and gave Westbrook the Stone Cold Stunner, with Jim Ross yelling “Oh My God”, and Adam Silver looking pissed off.

If you roast Raymond Felton, would he eat himself?

Not fenced, Zhao says épée’d for it.