Sure, Maher’s not perfect, but he’s got some of the ballsiest takes on pressing cultural issues of anyone on TV. Proof of this is the fact that he’s been relegated to HBO, where you’re actually allowed to be anti-PC without worrying about being instantly cancelled by a virtue-signaling mob of spoiled Millenials.  And…

I love how you all can use an illegal hit that didn’t actually result in serious injury to temporarily assuage your guilt about being a fan of a game where players routinely obtain head injuries via perfectly legal tackles, hard landings on the turf, collisions with teammates, etc. Sure, Burfict is a dick and should…

I’m all for players getting paid if their likeness is used in video games, etc. And of course they should be allowed outside endorsement deals and to market themselves however they see fit. But I still fail to understand why they should be paid for their “work”? Playing sports at the college level is a choice, not a…

Why didn’t I think of that?

Why is football still a thing? From what I’ve gleaned reading the pages of this here publication, I can only conclude that football is generally bad for both current and former players, the coaches, the fans, the cheerleaders, current and/or ex-wives/girlfriends of certain players, the taxpayers, (presumably) the…

The last time I tried to open an oyster for someone, they politely told me to shuck off. 

I’m guessing it had to do with some booty. 

A massive speed and power gap between men and women?! How dare you try and win an argument with...facts! 

Kickstarter idea: raise $100,000 to pay Stormy Daniels to give this poor man the kind of mind-melting orgasm he so desperately needs. 

Sorry, but commparing soccer to football is ridiculous. If the problem of concussions was even a tenth as bad in soccer as it is in football, we would be witnessing similar aftereffects—early onset dementia, suicide, violent behavior, etc.—which we clearly aren’t. And that doesn’t even include the broad array of…

Step aside, honey badger! 

Every time he fell, they had to reattach one of his balls? Now that’s what I call dedication!

Yes. The dude always seemed like kind of an asshole (evidenced, perhaps, the fact that he has garnered the most technical fouls, by a large margin, of anyone else in the last decade?), but you’d never know it reading a Deadspin article.

Millions of people are are senselessly slaughtered in Apex every day. And yet politicians continue to lay the blame on zip lines and electrified fences. When will the insanity end?

This is a dumb take. Modern Europeans didn’t “invent global white supremacy” in the same way that modern Americans didn’t invent slavery. And I’m not sure what Australia has to do with anything. (Speaking of Australia, they passed very strict gun laws after a mass shooting...and haven’t had one since). Nothing he said…

The autocorrect on his word processing software must be generous, cuz I’m pretty sure what he originally wrote was, “I was eating some crunchy Reese’s with a spoon while drunkenly masturbating.”

His ability to change direction at high speed reminds me of Messi more than any other NFL player, actually. Not coincidentally, they’re both well under 6 feet, which is to say, it’s amazing what you can do with a low center of gravity.

The weigh-in was “horrifying”? As compared to what? The part where two women are going to try and beat the shit out of each other? 

Joe Lacob is a cuck. 

The Knicks’ incompetence aside, when has an injury of that magnitude ever made a player MORE valuable? I actually think the Nets are going to look like the idiots here for putting together two of the top five biggest egos in the league. And until Durant is actually ready to play, what the hell is Irving going to do?…