You’re not wrong to think this, but insofar as the Warriors don’t die in a fiery plane crash, anything that any team does this year to make themselves more “competitive” is irrelevant.  

I don’t pay much attention to tennis, but those forehands and drop shots seem mighty hard to beat. It’s hard to imagine why she hasn’t been more successful thus far.

Such a talent in the booth. It’s a shame his steak and ribs are only mediocre.

It’s only going to get worse. The Patriots will surely win, and then the Warriors will go 16-0 in the playoffs. A sad, sad year for pro sports indeed. 

It’s only going to get worse: surely the Golden State Warriors will go 16-0 in the playoffs.

As an NBA fan, I’m glad to know that we’re not the only professional sports league constantly plagued by inexplicably bad officiating. Is it just me, or is it about time that we started using AI to replace human officials? 

As a Blazers fan, I can assure you, there are no turtles to be feared. And much like a turtle, I’m sure Layman will retreat back into his shell at some point and the Blazers will continue to play their unique brand of mediocre 7th-or-8th-seed basketball. Fun while it lasted though! 

This is one of the more incomprehensible things I’ve read on here in a while. 

“God got a mysterious way of working.” Sorry, Boogie, even the man upstairs can’t stand the Warriors anymore. 

You’re right on the Marx with number two. 

It’s women’s wrestling for Chrissakes. What, are they supposed to dress in business casual and discuss peace in the Middle East while they beat the shit out of each other? If you’re at all concerned about female exploitation, maybe stop watching wrestling altogether?

You know, by attacking me personally, you’re taking the easy way out. But I guess as a Warriors fan, you’re used to doing that. 

Or, just wait until the team’s bloated contracts finally force them to return to being a reasonably normal team.

Thanks for proving my theory that Warriors fans are the most obnoxious fans in all of pro sports. 

The only redeeming thing about all of this is that, 20 years from now, no one except the most annoying Warriors fans will even remember the last three NBA seasons. (People will surely remember, though, how the ragtag Cavs miraculously beat history’s best team). But after that, it will be a gray and beige blur of…

Don’t these idiots know it’s not enough to have merely two perennial All Stars in your lineup? That you must have at least four All Stars in your starting five and a soon-to-be fifth coming off the bench?

Actually, his high usage rate makes me think he’s more inclined to...get injured. 

UTSA sounds like an antibiotic-resistant superbug. 

If I had a dollar for every Deadspin article about a concussion or a “gruesome” leg injury, I’d have enough money to convince this guy to play baseball. 

He apparently blew off one the Clippers color commentators before the game, so it wouldn’t be entirely unlikely that he did it to Balmer, too. Either way, that, followed by him pissing all over his former team to the tune of 44 points, is by far the most feel good story of the season. The Clippers organization can eat…