Opposing defenses are finding him so annoying and persistent that they’ve started calling him Luka Dong Itch. 

If a man shrieked like this at a sporting event, there would be just as much hate directed at him. Believe it or not, not every situation in the world is about women being subjugated. Sometimes people, regardless of sex, act in annoying ways and need to be told to shut up. I can say with some certainty, by the way,…

And while you’re at it, bring back good breakfasts!

Yeah, I dunno. Dunks for the sake of dunks aren’t interesting to me. If a six-foot point guard dunks on a big man, that’s fun, but watching the biggest guy on the court dunk on smaller players doesn’t do it for me. 

Why were players like Wilt and Shaq so dominant in their prime? Because they were simply bigger than everyone else. Anyone who thinks the three ball has made the game boring should go back and watch some old Lakers games of Shaq bulldozing everyone. To me, that’s about as boring as it gets basketball-wise. The fact…

That’s probably the least surprising thing to happen in sports this week. NBA refs are pure garbage.

“Even with a broken foot, he’s already better than MJ in his prime.” —Lavar Bol

Are we surprised? Let’s remember that this guy is, at best, 30 percent talent and 70 percent a Lavar Ball hyperbole. 

Maybe the Jazz should focus more on winning and less on whining. 

Every Whiteside has its dark side. 

Good. I hope he keeps sucking. Aside from Curry and Thompson, this team has the worst Karma in the history of basketball. Can’t wait until Durant leaves so that we can all enjoy the NBA again.

Forget this hamstring crap. What I want to know is how the hell a guy scores 35 points on 7/23 shooting. 

It’s fine. As long as Harden gets to take four steps every time he shoots he ball, it’ll be as if Paul is right there by his side. 

Amazing what you can do when you no longer have Carmelo “The Albatross” Anthony hanging around your neck. They’d probably be first in the West if their dumbasses hadn’t fucked their lineup to begin with. That said, I hate these guys and the only benefit of them being good again is that it marginally lowers the chances…

Proof that it takes a psychopath to be that disgustingly wealthy. 

The Wizards could clear up a ton of cap space AND keep their superstar if they made Mexico pay for the Wall.

More highlights with Korean commentary from now on, please. 

“We’re one and the same when it comes to our playmaking ability.” Uh oh. Sounds like LaVar Ball is living rent-free in LBJ’s head. 

What a shame. Phoenix is a dry place. They really could’ve benefited from a couple of Brooks running through the desert. 

He actually had a quadruple double if you count the ten phantom fouls he drew.