“Kyrie doesn’t get traded... and the Cavs could beat the Warriors. We know this because it’s happened.”

Nope, sorry. Not “exhilarating” to watch. I think what you meant to write was “exhausting.” Whereas the other greats in the game have done nearly inhuman things to achieve victory — Jordan playing through the flu, LBJ carrying an entire team on his back, etc — KD has been riding coattails. If it looks effortless,…

The fact that he looks like a multi-level marketing guru probably isn’t going to help.

As awesome as Curry is, the Ws were still beatable minus KD. So thanks, KD, for being a backstabbing ringchaser and ruining any chance of the NBA having something other than a totally predicatable outcome from day one.

The thought of this asshole winning another ring is hard to stomach.

A little sausage in the dugout. So that’s what they’re calling it these days.

The only thing dirtier than the foul is all these RM fans nonchalantly rationalizing Ramos’ bullshit.

Fuck Sergio Ramos. Deserves to have his legs broken.

I’m not sure which is a greater indication of America’s rapid decline: the gun violence epidemic or the ungodly amount of money this country spends on sports facilities. In any case, both are national tragedies.

I fail to see why so much effort goes into analyzing anything the Warriors do. Any team with four goddamn perennial All-Stars in its starting five is going to outperform any opponent. The only reason the Rockets ended up with the one seed is because of the Ws late season injuries. It’s a damn shame that, in a league…

This is just more proof that the Eastern conference is still weak. The Raptors likely would have won anywhere from 45-50 games in the West, but because they were in the East, they appeared to be much, much better than they actually were.

Fitting that Drake is their biggest fan, seeing as how, about a week from now, the Raptors will once again be starting from the bottom.

And he was off to such a blistering start...

I would like to see him lift Jeff Sessions by his head.

Still better than the Celtics box score from last night. Ouch.

Seems par for the course for someone with brain damage.

Is it really that strange? I mean, at least people know who Brewer is. Besides DeRozan, Lowry, Ibaka, and Valenc...whatshisname, can anyone name anyone of note on the Raptors? Yet somehow they’re the best in the East. Pop proved long ago that sheer star power is irrelevant. What teams need are good role players.

To be fair, they’re just trying to uphold their reputation as one of the most corrupt organizations in sports.

“A nutmeg (or tunnel, nut, megs, megnuts, panna, brooksy), is a playing technique used chiefly in association football (soccer), but also in field hockey, ice hockey, and basketball. The aim is to kick, roll, dribble, throw, or push the ball (or puck) between an opponent’s legs (feet).” Fuck off.

What the hell does “being a product of the Barcelona system” have to do with anything? Barcelona is one of the most successful franchises in soccer history, and Messi is by far the best player they’ve ever had, so I’m not sure what point you’re trying to make. And as the other commentator pointed out, CR has been far…