Messi has probably nutmegged more goal keepers than the rest of La Liga combined. And yet occasionally you still get some dumb ass saying that, until he wins a World Cup, he won’t be the best. As if Jordan’s gold medals with Team USA were even in the same universe as NBA championships in terms of achievement. The…

I’d take Justin Trudeau and nationalized healthcare and near non-existent gun violence over a championship any day. And that’s coming from a diehard Blazers fan.

Hate to rain on the Harden parade, but it’s pretty damn obvious to me that before the so-called crossover, Harden shoved Johnson to the floor with his right forearm. Pretty easy to cross a guy up when he’s falling backwards.

Guys, I think he meant to say Payton’s hair game is cratering. I don’t think anyone can deny that.

It’s this kinda shit that makes me wanna punch people (like Bill Walton), who blather on endlessly about what an “upstanding” team the Ws are. In Pachulia and Green they have two of the dirtiest players in the league. Not to mention Green is also the whiniest. And KD is arguably the biggest backstabber of all time.…

I think rather than asking why there seem to be so many injuries, we should be asking why there aren’t MORE injuries. The fact that more players don’t get season-ending injuries is damn near miraculous when you consider the number of situations in a given game. As a Blazers fan, I’ve seen a lot of season (and…

A long way of saying that most MSM journalists are just as spineless as the politicians they cover. And more proof that the media is complicit in helping to preserve the status quo.

Wow, that was almost as bad as the dunk contest.

It might have been easier to understand Walton if he could have taken the Warriors’ dicks out of his mouth for two seconds. First time I’ve ever had to watch most of a game with the volume off. Get this turd off the air already.

Ah, yes. Nothing pleases me more than watching people attempt to do things that are inherently stupid and fail miserably at them.

Nothing good has ever followed the phrase “He used to work at Goldman Sachs.” RIP MNT.

Alas, now ye can all understand just how shitty it is to be a Blazers fan. We have two players capable of scoring 50+ points on any given night, and yet because of a bunch of shitty front office decisions (what other team pays a bench warmer like Meyers Leonard $10 mil a year?), we will never be even close to…

If Rose makes it to Minnesota, his first order of business should be to kick Thibodeau in the balls.

I was about to say that the last place this guy belongs is on a tennis court, but then I realized his name is Tennys. If only his name were Frycook, or something.

I’m ethically opposed to robots taking over most human jobs, or driving cars, or generally being involved in any activity where human lives are at stake. Sports though, seem like the perfect place to try out AI refs. After watching the Greek Freak’s “game winner” the other night after a) stepping out of bounds while…

Lonzo Ball worked for years to perfect one of the worst shooting motions in history. The notion that a freak shoulder injury would make Fultz’s even worse is depressing. On the upside, I guess, is that Markelle Fultz’s dad isn’t Lavar Ball.

The one and only time I tried an anti-depressant, I completely forgot what I was doing halfway through making a sandwich. I’m gonna guess she was on a much higher dose of whatever I was on.

It’s a shame that Curry and Thompson have to play with a couple of dicks like Green and KD.

Not to mention he took three steps. How a ref, whose only job in this instance is to watch the baseline, could possibly miss both those calls is pathetic.

I’ve always said that sports are a good metaphor for society as a whole, and more specifically that the Ws are a perfect metaphor for the filthy rich getting filthy richer. So I’m gonna say that the non-calls on KD are the NBA version of the recent Republican tax cut. Which is to say the Rust Belt will continue to get…