Not really sure what the big deal is here. He’s not saying Christmas isn’t a holiday. He’s saying he doesn’t celebrate it.

Lol. This dude is already a thousand times better than Lonzo (or Fultz or Fox). I don’t give two shits about the Suns, but I hope they draft him next year. I’d love to see this guy team up with Devin Booker.

Ball isn’t even the best BALL on the team. That honor goes to Mr. Spalding, who so far this season has been responsible for every single point the Lakers have scored. How is THAT not the biggest story in sports?

The irony, of course, is that all these guys who are sustaining career-ending injuries will be thanking their lucky stars ten years from now, when all their non-injured teammates will be starting to feel the effects of CTE. I’d take a nasty leg injury over dementia/depression/suicide/homicide any damn day of the week.…

More like the National MANthem, amiright?

“There’s no need to break down a kid’s spirit for making a mistake.”

The only things more pathetic than Ball’s performance so far are the yoga-like contortions some of these talking heads put themselves into to defend his obvious lack of ability. Put the dude in the D-League for a year or two, fix the damn shot, and hope for a nice redemption story. The other option is that he’s the…

You lost me at “large minority.”

Four holes...or as Tiger Woods calls it, “One and one third ladies.”

“...a guy who talks as much shit as anyone but is actually Not Mad.” Compared to Green, whose default position is Raging Bonfire at the Drop of a Hat and whose gravestone will read, “AND ONE!!!!” The fact that the latter has already earned two rings for being an obnoxious asshole proves that we live in a godless…

If you are OK with your children growing up in a chain store-ridden, car-dependent environment that is devoid of anything that might inspire them aesthetically, culturally, or spiritually, then yes, move to the ‘burbs. If, on the other hand, you want to instill in your children some sense of hope about the future of…

Ah, yes. Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving team. Too bad Chris Paul wasn’t there to see it.

When Lonzo ends up in the Chinese league a few years from now, I wonder if they’ll refer to him as The Great Ball of China.

Fly over Phoenix and you see green lawns and golf courses for miles. In a place with no water. It’s total incompetence at every level. That is to say, the Suns are the Phoenix of NBA franchises.

Kevin Durant leaves entire team/city behind for a ring. Gets said ring, then shits on old teammates.

And I’d be glad to see a list of these “fucking great players” that he beat. Last time he went up against a great player in a game that actually mattered (De’Aaron Fox), he got his ass kicked.

I wasn’t comparing him to Trump as a person. I was merely pointing out that they both achieved levels of success that were inconsistent with their actual abilities, due to the fact that they received an undue amount of press coverage. I don’t know why this is such a hard concept to grasp.

So, you’re basically saying that analysts have never been wrong in their assessment of a draft pick? That’s absurd. And I’m sorry, but you can’t separate his “success” from his father’s widespread marketing campaign. Trump basically received a billion dollars worth of media coverage at no cost. Lonzo is the same. Even…

Ball was the second pick in the draft for the same reason that Trump won the election: whoever gets the most exposure wins. What a joke. Incidentally, this also means that Kuzma is basically the Bernie Sanders of the Lakers. Go Bernie!

And this comes as a surprise to whom, exactly? It would be much more interesting to read a story about a football player who doesn’t have CTE. That would, in fact, be a miracle.