Actually, I would argue this is one of the least worst decisions he’s ever made.

Seems like a missed opportunity to bust out the yoga mats for some sun salutations.

Not to be a gender reveal party pooper, but considering overpopulation is the greatest threat to human existence, this video is actually a pretty apt metaphor for humanity’s future as a whole.

Any number of shitty sports organizations would benefit immeasurably from this guy’s problem solving skills.

Is George the better player? I can’t imagine him ever scoring 37 points in a quarter. Or defending like Klay. Sad thing is, George will continue to have the chance to display his skills while Thompson will have to play third fiddle for at least another year. Too bad he can’t help another team on the bubble to become…

Along the lines of, If a tree falls in the forest....should triple doubles count if you have more turnovers than made shots?

Good motivation to pitch a no-hitter.

If that’s the case, he’d better be careful he doesn’t get his dick shot off by a cop during a routine traffic stop.

I don’t mind picking a side, as long as that side is both of them falling into comas from simultaneously inflicted traumatic brain injuries.

Man, if only they’d given Phil Jackson the same advice.

But...I don’t think he’s going to make his team improve exponentially either. So maybe stick to the logarithmic assessment until, I dunno, next year’s All-Star break?

Or maybe we could, you know, find something else to do besides watch women beat the shit out of each other. The only reason men do it, after all, is to attract women. But I’m still trying to figure out what bloodsports offer women besides early Parkinson’s and a chance to work out their daddy (or mommy?) issues in…

Well, if things don’t work out, he could always become a shoe salesman.

LA would be perfect for the Olympics, so long as the “spectators” are, you know, cool with listening to the events on their car stereos.

“Trust the (total lack of a coherent) PROCESS”

Wow, it’s almost like the Ws are trying to get everyone to hate them even more. What’s next? A team trip to North Korea to celebrate their championship?

A “generally well-liked guy”? You do realize that since he signed with the Warriors, pretty much everyone who’s not a Ws fan looks at him as a shameless ringchaser, right?

This is great news. The sooner this bloated team implodes under the weight of its contracts, the sooner we can get back to watching more competitive basketball. Not only are there players on the Ws who deserve more time in the limelight (Klay), but there are many teams who are one good player away from being…

Who cares about Griffin. I’d like to know how the hell Philly thought J.J. Redick was worth $23 million. Absolutely Redick-ulous.

Well, at least his name isn’t Grandslam Bailey.