“There is more to basketball than getting yours, or being the guy.” Seeing as how KD both got his, and was the guy, it’s a shame that he couldn’t take his own teammate’s advice. I don’t know what’s worse, the notion that the next few years in the NBA will be entirely predictable, or that a player of Thompson’s caliber…

Minus Durant? Yes. With Durant, no way. And why is this even a discussion? It’s almost like you guys are purposely trying to lose readers.

The only thing more boring than these playoffs are all these pro-Warriors articles. The last person on the Ws who should be getting any credit is KD. They were doing just fine without him. He sold out OKC to get a ring, plain and simple. Stop licking this guy’s nuts.

I love (hate) how sports always end up being a metaphor for society as a whole. And this constant drumbeat of this series somehow being a result of the Cavs’ shortcomings is akin to blaming poor people for not being able to pull themselves up by their bootstraps. Similarly, the Warriors winning 73 games in a season…

“Whatever the Warriors would gain from one or two nights of basketball pales in comparison to the long term benefits of sweeping the Finals and submitting a claim to the title of greatest team of all time.”

#WhyAmericaFailed

It’s not a matter of how “useless” a goal is, it’s how exciting it is. I guarantee most soccer fans will have zero recollection of Ronaldo’s league winning goal. Or any of his goals this season, for that matter. Most his goals come from within 10 yards of the goal off crosses and PKs. I’ve yet to see him dribble…

I can guarantee you the only thing people will remember about the 2016-17 RM team is how they had their hearts ripped out by Messi’s last second heroics in El Clasico. No trophy will surpass the image of the entire RM falling to their knees in utter defeat. And there won’t likely be a more thrilling game in any sport…

Just think how much of a relief it’ll be when she finally admits she’s been a self-hating lesbian this whole time. She’ll be able to take a shit without the assistance of Metamucil for the first time in years. And more importantly, she’ll be able to spend her last years eating at the pussy buffet.

Few things in this fleeting, bittersweet thing called Life are sadder than a washed-up husk of man (whose own father was probably a miserable prick) trying to vicariously live out his own failed attempts at athletic stardom through countless naive and impressionable young men. That said, it’s probably nothing that 100…

Good thing the ref let Melickovic smash Musoke’s face in one more time for good measure. You know, just in case he was faking a traumatic brain injury. Sad.

Pro athletes, unlike 99% of Americans, also get paid millions of dollars to play a game. I’m pretty sure most Americans would gladly accept heavily binding contracts in exchange for, again, millions of dollars. And, actually, in times of recession, like we’ve experienced for the last eight years, all those things you…

Can’t wait ‘til this dude is a spectacular flop and we can scratch the Balls from the NBA history books.

This sounds like a case for Dr. Draymond Green, kinesiologist extraordinaire.

Kawhi “got injured”? Or did you mean, Pachulia deliberately under-stepped him? Let’s call it like it is.

If by “meltdown” you mean get down on our knees and worship the unparalleled genius of Pop, who might do with a bunch of ragtag players what some cocky Silicon Valley billionaires with four All-Stars couldn’t, then yes, there will be a whole lot of melting down.

This is an awful argument all around. Especially in regards to anybody in a Warriors uniform. The more stacked your team is (and by my calculations they are literally the most stacked team in NBA history), the less “valuable” any single player is. The only name you mentioned that would even remotely make sense in the…

So basically they’re the GS Warriors of soccer.

Good thing Oubre doesn’t play baseball...

Sad to think this dick will probably have another ring on his finger in the not-too-distant future.