I’ve come from the future to sell you on a new Paul Rudd movie....

Hey I’m typing on a tiny phone and stupid Kinja doesn’t allow you to edit after ten minutes, give me a break. 

You’re really going to dismiss the entire idea of negotiation? You sound really naive right now.

To emphasize his tiny shoulders and bobble head, obviously!

Well you could say that of all 6 stones: If someone were to destroy the stone, then no finger snaps. 

Even knowing the ending of infinity war whem Thor cane out of nowhere amd planted that battle axe in Thano's chest I was overcome with joy amd believed for just a moment that my man ahad just saved the day. Thor is to The Avengers what Superman is to the Justice League, at least thats how I want it to be.

People tend to shit on the first Thor movie but in my estimation Ragnarok simply deleted the boring Thor from The Dark World amd Age of Ultron and broight OG Thor back. Anyone remeber Thor going to a pet store demanding an animal large enough for him to ride? Or his cheese eating grin when Kat Dennings tells him to…

It’s the key difference between many of the Avengers thinking of the war as “Stopping Thanos” whereas I believe Dr Strange knows the real goal is “Stopping/Destroying the Gauntlet”. 

Um he was angry and impulsive, but his man child tendencies really had no bearing on his decision to start punching Thanos? Now if he just started pouting and crossed his arms, declaring he didn’t want to play anymore and that Thanos was a big DumbHead for killing Gamora, then you might have something there...

Yeah but the premise sounds like horseshit.

The guy youre replying to is the kind of asshile who thinks that because he lost 80lbs hes better than all the fatties. Ive lost 90lbs before, but i dont pretend that i know what goes on in total strangers’s lives.

Well what the fuck do you know dipshit.

Now you’re just being a piece of shit.

Jesus Christ you need to gain some weight or maybe some muscle youre a toothpick.

Hey just want to say sorry about calling your comment insane. I find myself re reading some of these and now am coming from a completely different perspective. All these people that cried SPOILER! are some of the most annoying fucks on the internet (setting aside anything related to politics).

There are no spoilers you dope. 

You’re kind of a reactionary person with foolhardy tendencies. 

It’s not a spoiler. 

There is no twist. 

You can’t spoil something that’s never revealed in the film.