Jesus Christ you need to gain some weight or maybe some muscle youre a toothpick.

Hey just want to say sorry about calling your comment insane. I find myself re reading some of these and now am coming from a completely different perspective. All these people that cried SPOILER! are some of the most annoying fucks on the internet (setting aside anything related to politics).

There are no spoilers you dope. 

You’re kind of a reactionary person with foolhardy tendencies. 

It’s not a spoiler. 

There is no twist. 

You can’t spoil something that’s never revealed in the film. 

Yeah I kinda thought that was obviously the whole point behind making the movie, to anthropomorphize Nature and the planet and use allegory to show how poorly we treat the environment and our fellow humans. 

Yeah because after finally seeing the movie I could only see like one or two moments where one could interpret Javier Bardem as “Gaslighting” Jennifer Lawrence. His character is sincere in his naivete and blind trust in these people invading the house. 

Dude this movie mocks, scorns, and laments HUMANITY. It just uses bible stories as a framework. Calm down. Well, this is almost a year later so I guess you’re probably pretty calm already. Carry on. 

Well with all the comic booky expanded universe stuff in pop culture these days just pretend that the movies are in the "Ultimate Mission Impossible" timeline. Your Jim Phelps is silver age Jim Phelps, and thats pretty alright.

I remember having a choice of purchasing a movie from The Warehouse in 1994: Ace Ventura or The Fugitive. 7 year old me knew even then that Ace Ventura was some goofy shit. But I ended up coming back to itafter The Mask and Dumb and Dumber because I had become an unabashed Jim Carrey fan. I still found it incredibly…

Dare I say he probably would claim that throwing gay men off roofs in some places in the middle east is merely “An VIP Express Elevator”?

What happened to you? I don’t remember you being this way a few years ago. 

IT’s a Small World is actually just a bunch of misbehaving Imagineers who had their souls transferred into the mannequins, Chucky Style. Walt was a fucked up dude alright. 

Well to be fair the most exposure to racism in my life was either the Old Folks Home or 3rd Grade.

So you know that all Disney fans are racists but don’t know what a Duster is?

Wow, so my birth year is Ground Zero for Jim Carrey fans? Makes sense, I saw Dumb and Dumber for my 8th birthday....perfect age to see that movie. 

It was worth the crossover potential speculation. 

Is Bill Murray playing the Tick Tock Man from The Dark Tower in your theoretical film?