Cognitive Dissonance

Hey what a coincidence this article links back to 50 Shades of great getting a 12 rating in France, because the French considered that shit to be trite and tame. 

He forgot that Topher was acting. 

I guess homophobes find anal sex to be a pretty dumb idea....(Stuff is spose to come out, not go in, ya dummy!)

yeah but still ranks above 80% of actual dads out there these days. 

I’m sure Wes Anderson could make Crack Addiction and Homophobic Bullying Quirky and whimsical. 

Most of the libertarians I’ve encountered(or at least the ones who would identify as such) are so full of hot air on the subject that if anything they are OVERthinking a lot of this stuff. Others are ex Republicans too embarrassed by college students and Hamfisted Hollywood Messaging to register as a Democrat, but…

“Hey Smoochy, I’ll be right back, I gotta take a dump!”
(restaurant patrons stare, aghast)

“Hey Smoochy, this suit is kinda making my bawls itch...” (kids gasp)

Dane Cook is starting to look like Tyler Perry cosplaying as Ming the Merciless. 

Even better if it were Moonrise Kingdom in Vichy France.

Only if he does it in the style of Nick the Lounge Singer. 

Everywhere. 

hmmm.... not so much Rubber Face as Homeless Face these days....

ok, so let’s come up with a new political division if you want to lump everybody who doesn’t buy into the Democrats or the Republicans but also doesn’t have their own personal armory. Does the socialized medicine still come with Doctors too scared to actually treat patients because of insurance companies so they wait…

I shit outside anyway. 

who?

Ok now you’re just making stuff up because you’re just that in love with your sports team. 

Sounds good to me. 

I don’t know. 

Youve officially been deemed an undesirable by the "enlightened." Congrats...