yeah but still ranks above 80% of actual dads out there these days. 

I’m sure Wes Anderson could make Crack Addiction and Homophobic Bullying Quirky and whimsical. 

Most of the libertarians I’ve encountered(or at least the ones who would identify as such) are so full of hot air on the subject that if anything they are OVERthinking a lot of this stuff. Others are ex Republicans too embarrassed by college students and Hamfisted Hollywood Messaging to register as a Democrat, but…

“Hey Smoochy, I’ll be right back, I gotta take a dump!”
(restaurant patrons stare, aghast)

“Hey Smoochy, this suit is kinda making my bawls itch...” (kids gasp)

Dane Cook is starting to look like Tyler Perry cosplaying as Ming the Merciless. 

Even better if it were Moonrise Kingdom in Vichy France.

Only if he does it in the style of Nick the Lounge Singer. 

Everywhere. 

hmmm.... not so much Rubber Face as Homeless Face these days....

ok, so let’s come up with a new political division if you want to lump everybody who doesn’t buy into the Democrats or the Republicans but also doesn’t have their own personal armory. Does the socialized medicine still come with Doctors too scared to actually treat patients because of insurance companies so they wait…

I shit outside anyway. 

who?

Ok now you’re just making stuff up because you’re just that in love with your sports team. 

Sounds good to me. 

I don’t know. 

Youve officially been deemed an undesirable by the "enlightened." Congrats...

Or you know, just dont use Twitter.

ok so how about Tyler Perry’s Acrimony? That was pretty popular too, and he didn’t dress up like an old lady this time. 

This guy’s whole tactic is looking for minor typos in your comment to impugn your intelligence when you disagree with him. Then when you call him on his pettiness he ups the ante and turns the punctuation trolling to 11. I’m starting to think he’s insecure about his opinions but he always had the cleanest compositions…

Ah.... prairie shit. We’ll take ‘em too.