The Phantom and his son, obviously.

He was great in a Tales From the Crypt episode with Steve Buscemi. He played a cocky knob who feared obsolescence as a war photographer.

Basically every Marvel movie outside of Thor has that irksome habit of going a bit overboard with how high the hero can fall and slam into the concrete or asphalt. I’m pretty sure there are at least 25 instances where Captain America should try to take off Tony Stark’s iron man suit and find nothing but pureed blood,…

But hey, it’s a fun game they like to play with old movies! “Find Something Offensive, when in doubt, make something up”
It’s sort of the Chutes n Ladders for the next generation....

what’s wrong with not wanting to kill aborigines?

How’d he get Catherine Zeta Jones to lie down on his birthday cake!?!?

I think he will always have an all time record for me: I’ve finished about 8 or 9 of his books, but at least 5 of his books I’ve started and couldn’t get past 100 pages, it was such an “all over the place” mess. I guess you have Phantoms, Strangers, Hideaway, and maybe Watchers and Intensity (they’re kinda borderline…

And You’re too young!

You’re too old!

I always find it strange when something like this comes out and the main character is supposed to be born the same year as me. Seems surreal. And the summer of 93 was... I don’t remember, I was 6.

shit, here’s another reply: Papa King’s other son must be a strange fellow, so far both of his books are basically about him and what a piece of shit he thinks he is. Double Feature was a great novella expanded into 300 pages of naval gazing, boiled down to: Don’t even try because Daddy will always be more successful…

too bad there weren’t more in the vein of the psychic camera one. That one topped his dad’s own effort in that regard, The Sun Dog from Four Past Midnight was the weakest novella he ever wrote in his prime period.

yeah that’s the one that really gave me the impression of giving Christianity a big thumbs up despite all his evil bible thumpers from his 80's work. I think he leans on the nefarious religious zealot trope too much and also that if he used it more sparingly maybe he could develop it into a more cutting critique. It’s…

WWe don’t even think of British films as foreign films, do we?

You win the day for being more accurate than anybody else thus far! Here’s a star!

NNo they should write about stuff that they actually understand. They seem to think the subtlest form of misogyny is wife beating and only grows more outlandish from there. If they wrote about racism every white character would be a klansmen and super evil. Its all pure exploitation disguised as social commentary.

Only Stephen King book ive ever gave up on, and with only 50 pages left. during the scene where i realized that Owen King doesnt know that the word pussycat doesn’t mean “Vagina Feline”

Yeah, pretty bad. Like a high school senior writing a term paper after discovering 2nd wave feminism.

PProbably because it completely falls apart in the last 100 pages.

Bazaar of Bad Dreams was quite tepid, in my opinion. Mostly old fart stories.