I like the running gag of the guy that always tries to start a slow clap getting cut off because it’s not appropriate. And then at the end, he’s beaten to the punch by the Ducky/Nerdy Best Friend character. Slow Clap guy then proceeds to beat Fake Ducky’s ass.

It definitely stood out as being created specifically because the clichés of the teen movie had piled up in the writers’s minds.

Fucked either way, I guess. I bought tickets to the Perfect Storm and found a fucking Usher guarding the Scary Movie entrance. Those fucks.

Big laughs as the birds/bats flew out of her panties. Also, 13 year old me and his buddies thought that the Orgasm Volcano was the filthiest, more insanely humorous image ever burned onto our brains.

only 4? Dude looks like a midget compared to good ol’ Dr Richard Kimble

I’d like to test that theory, but I’d need someone else’s life to wager with.

the running gag about Estevez’s dead partner he was in love with.... a Golden Retriever....

Sam Jackson is talking about not getting along with a former partner, then Estevez says,

“When Claire’d get mad at me, she’d pee on my leg.”

My favorite part is when Sam Jackson arrives on the scene after Denis Leary gets whacked and asks another detective for an update, who starts going on about his dry, itchy scalp. Sam Jackson then pulls a bottle of head n shoulders out of his pocket and gives the pitchman spiel.

“But Lt, you don’t have dandruff!”

(Amused…

which one? There were at least two

“We can’t do this, you’re my sister!”

“Mmmmmm only by blood!”

19 year olds always think whatever is new is the best of all time.

so how anyone could see that as a positive I’ll never know. Serialization is for people who like to think the long a story goes on the better it is. Which means The Young & The Restless is the best tv show of all time.

Chris Evans to me is still the guy from Not Another Teen Movie.

I can’t think of a single enjoyable show in the 00's outside of Curb Your Enthusiasm. LOST doesn’t count because that was just one and a half good seasons and a ton of crap after that. Sopranos is the most boring Mafia story I’ve ever come across.

Numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.....

Who cares when there’s hating to be had, right?

It’s cuz she’s gotta big dome and a prim set to her mouth.

The “How to Initiate an Intimate Encounter With A Former Coworker” instructional video?

Doesn’t count unless there’s contact...

ooooooh she looks down right NAUGHTY....