WWho said tummy trdoubles? The ingredients are just so cheap they leak out of you like a runny nose.

YYeah but they’re at taco bell. They look like trailer trash based on the location.

No lettuce? So the only tging that may have nutrional value is too much for these shotty teenagers? Also, nothing says a romantic night at tye prom like getting the shits from eating taco bell first....

Jack Barkin? sounds like a Kurt Russell character...

“In the 90's, everyone dressed like Canadian Work Crews...”

Did he just finish shooting a “Just for Men Beard” ad before taking his family to the park?

It’s also funny to see people like Tony Danza standing JUUUUUSSSST this side of the cliff, before their hair turned grey and people stopped re running “Who’s the Boss?”

Who could imagine that Ferris Bueller would end up with the nerdier chick on Square Pegs?

But you see the problem is that I’ll always associate her with the 12 year old version of her. Like, if I hooked up with her I’d be waiting for her to say “How Rude!” in bed and then I’d just get weirded out...

It’s before we all got REALLY FAT and filled out the clothes

My mom forbade me from tucking my shirt in, saying I “looked like a little dork”. but she’d always buy the shirts a size too big (as was the fashion at the time) and I HATE wearing this damn sail to school that billowed like a skirt....

Have you ever SEEN an episode of Seinfeld?

How come no one’s mentioned that Miller’s kid looks like Opie?

AHAHAHAH I’m from San Diego, if we were going to Disneyland, it was usually a last minute thing, planned a day or two in advance. BECAUSE WE COULD. (Plus CA resident discount packages! the shit!)

Whenever I think I’m going crazy, someone like you steps up and reminds me that there is still reason and sanity left in the world. Then someone else comes along to to attack you and I feel like the world has slipped on its axis again....

I’m starting to wonder if Yummsh is Recognitions in disguise....

You really seem to get a lot of joy throwing around accusations, like calling someone a pedophile is the same as calling them a jerk or something.

My favorite part is where he either pretends or think it’s normal to be repulsed by women who are under an arbitrary age number as if it’s Two Girls, One Cup. I’ve still yet to see anyone go “Oh shit she’s HAAAWWWWWWT!” so it is just premptive outrage.

WE get it. You have a granny fetish, which makes girls who look 10 years older than most 17 year olds today look 15 to you.

Someone up there seems to be worried that 10 years from now someone will use this comment thread to start a petty argument so they just want how gross they find 17 and a 1/2 year olds down for the record, because all of a sudden the photo wouldn’t have been gross if it had been taken two months later... riiiight.