Michael Madsen - Surly Sunset Strip Hobo

before it was cool! (high fives)

Stop remind me that it’s already been 10 years since he died! Arggh!!! Fuck cocaine.

Man my friends really fucking hated me for making them watch this, after I described it as “Dazed & Confused in the 90's same director and everything!”

They found every character insufferable and really wanted to give Ribisi an asskicking for his whiny character. I could see where they were coming from upon a second…

It’d be so wonderful if we found out that Bill & Ted takes place inside the Matrix, which is why kidnapping Abe Lincoln during the Civil War had no illadverse ripple effects on the history of the world.

He asked Paul Rudd to get him some of that Ant-Man technology so they could shrink him for real, just like how they did it to Paul Rudd for Ant-Man.

... and who really needs a partner at that point, amirite? I’ve got 4k POV porn and a fleshlight.... (thumbs up)

Amazing since he still has the patchy beard I had when I was 17.

They had a sense that the 3rd act was approaching and that there was no way Cap could be lying that late into the movie.

more Sam Rockwell is always a good thing.

I’ve got a platonic crush on Hemsworth. I wish I could contrive to meet him and buy him a lager.

What’s he addicted to? Being funny and interesting? I don’t mind him being a Charmaholic.

Still pisses me off that the government was all, “Who gives a shit about your livelihood? Go drown in the Hudson River or something, we don’t give a shit.”

That’s crazy talk. And it’s telling that a “plot hole” is the main reasoning for your dismissal of one of the cleverest and unique MCU films...

What the hell are you talking about. I watched the first season of Law & Order on Netflix in widescreen a few years ago.... 35mm baby! The first three seasons of that show are cinematic level quality in production and camerawork. Once Chris Noth leaves the show is when you start to see the decline in quality you may…

I hope he isn’t ripping one in that photo (or DO I?)

I’m scared to see what Alex Winter has aged into, since Keanu basically looks the same but with a constant puffy eyed beer hangover.

We should call Dave Grohl to test this theory.

and maybe he was having a bad day, you can lose another inch that way.

Almost as smart as getting in on that sweet Marvel money without ever having to put on a ridiculous costume or weird alien makeup (though I wouldn’t be surprised if Vin Diesel insisted on doing his one line of dialogue a thousand different ways decked out in a full Groot Halloween Costume).