How come no one’s talking about how Burt Reynolds trying to smile for the camera these days makes him look like he’s auditioning for the album cover for Band on the Run?
Either that or they caught him in the middle of getting sucker-punched in the scrote.

pulling out? But then you’re just masturbating at that point.....

At this rate they need their boy Snyder to have a comeback since they sunk so much money into backing his career at this point....

seriously, have they been Alan Ladd’ing him this whole time? He makes Downey Jr. look like Jeff Goldblum.

I found it so baffling and its message antithetical to the world the story is set in. It’d be like making a Sherlock Holmes movie where he uses his fists instead of his intellect oh wait nevermind.... (I like Sherlock by the way).

It’s to symbolize the duality of his identity.

But Diesel and Cooper cheated and just had a Disney Computer FX geek render Groot and Rocket Raccoon with genital piercings.

I hope Ruffalo put on a pair of nerd glasses and said, “NO WAY NO SIR MAAAAN!”

HHave you ever seen Revolver? You might want to walk that back and add some qualifiers...

Ever tried going outside for a change of pace?

WWbyd it have to be Disney that purchased Marvel, those fuckers...

what are you talking about?

I bought Korn’s Follow the Leader at a Wherehouse when I was 12, no trouble. Went back to get Limp Bizkit and they denied me. They REALLY WERE biased against rap!

“You sold my dead bird to a blind kid?”

(Throws hands up) “Haaarrrry. I took care of it...”


Later...
(Little Boy on Hard Copy)
“(sniffle) ... I just thought he was real quiet...”

“That’s-a spicy meat-aball!”

He should tell her his favorite movie is Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

Really? It’s nice?

Goddamn the teenagers of today continuing the tradition of being uniquely terrible in their own way.

Jesus didn’t know there were so many crazy people around here. Batman Forever is in your Top Five?!?!??!!?

Sounds pretty uneccesary, and like a completely different movie.