Sounds like you want to kill someone.

That doesn’t even make sense. Empathy and value systems are mutually exclusive? You just turn it on and off like a switch based on...what?

Sorry to say but the avclub’s version of liberals are actually just the same as the alt-right assholes but in different colored t-shirts. They think that because they have at least one progressive belief that is getting a lot of media traction lately that all their closed minded “I’m right about everything” attitudes…

Are you well? Is this like Westworld or something?

Wow, you debate like a 12 year old on the honor role.

Nah I’m sure navigating an asteroid field is a more likely achievement.

You just made my fucking day. I feared I had gone too obscure...

Got a feelin’ ‘21 is gonna be a good year/’specially if Kennedy leaves Star Wars forever...

You’re surprised that the Marvel TV shows are just a cynical cash grab never actually intended to fit into the actual MCU? You’re more trusting than I am, that’s for sure. (The shows probably work better without a context like fucking Thanos anyway).

To me it looks like he just saw Thanos and Hulk touch weiners.

Well just load up and tequila and blow and you’ll have a grand time at the flickershow next weekend....

EDIT: You may want to point out SOLO comes out May 25, but who said anything about seeing SOLO? We’ve got Tequila and Nose Candy!

I have no reason to be over strangely optimistic/But somehow when you smile I can brave bad weather

I’d actually be interested if this was supposed to be Han Solo’s nephew or something, or 3rd Cousin twice removed. And that’s not Chewbacca! That’s.... er.... Drewbacca?

Dammit who the hell is Dowe.....

It’d end up being feature length.

It’d probably be too awkward to explain why Ash suddenly isn’t around. No amount of hand waving can explain how the central focus of the series gets an offscreen death or something to that effect. This isn’t Two and a Half Men, ya know.

At this point the MCU is starting to feel like the 7th season of a genre tv show. Some gems sprinkled in here and there, but at this point you’re only watching it cuz its comfort food. The weight of all the competing storylines is starting to resemble a slightly more coherent version of The X Files mythology.

Im a weak weak man.

That Trash Panda is Adorable.

YYeah thats what i think as well.

You should stop drinking paint thinner and watch some real movies.