Youre the one who is saying that everyone in the world loves this stuff. I’m just matching hyperbole to hyperbole.

I love how Rock says he modeled his character after Spike Lee. Ansd sniffing the air when Jamie Kennedy brings his coffee: “... Crackah? Crackah Crackah?....”

DDammit shouldve read down farther

“In prison... HE’LL be the pie...” (Security Guards guffaw and slap each other on the backs)

And later when Biggs is mistaken for Silent Bob and arrested:

The way the dragnet theme swells there is the shit.

They all act like a bunch of drunk mad that somebody just ordered a mineral water at the bar.

I’m sure if Kevin Feige issued a statement saying that all true Marvel fans must reach into the toilet and eat a nugget of their own excrement any protests would be met with “You just like being contrarian, I find shit eating to be a thrill ride from start to finish! My mind was BLOWN when I bit into that bit of…

I can tell you right now how it will be resolved: A big computer generated light show and then Thanos is vanquished. Tony Stark retires, again, or dies, again. There will be a post credit scene or two. Everything done by this film will be safely undone by the end of the next film. You’re welcome, I just saved you $14.

you should try books for a change sometime, since you obviously enjoy complex themes but are going to Burger King for your sustenance when you should be at a nice steakhouse.

Meth gives its fans exactly what they want too! In addition to open sores and a bunch of other fun little side effects! So yay for meth, right?

The movie is a terrible idea in the first place. A story like this should be a miniseries if at all. 

EDITED TO ADD: a miniseries in addition to the bajillion films setting it up.

I hope there were crying babies and you spilled your Diet Coke all over your lap :)

I bet you’ve shilled out a ton of dough to see this more than once already by now. If you are back from the theater and read this, do tell: 

How did you not get arrested once your started jacking off in the theater while screaming “SCARLET WITCH MARRY ME!”?

ok then the problem is that CGI is garbage and looks like shit. Someone needs to take an electro magnet over to ILM and all the other big CGI pimps and wiped their hard drives....

The problem is why are we so obsessed with telling stories like this? Why do we like people flying around and talking animal Disney horseshit? Your type with your overpraise cult like obsession with simplistic themes and shiny colors is a cancer on the world’s ability to do what matters and tell stories that matter…

I think you’re only reading positive reviews from professional comic nerds, not people who have been reviewing films for a living for at least a few years. Rotten Tomatoes has 200 fresh, 41 rotten right now. Have you tried any of those 41? Probably not.

I wonder what Lucas and Spielberg think of all this junk. Maybe a little bit guilty at the monster they created?

Or it could be that you have the same movie watching habits as the under 12 crowd. People also used to enjoy watching people fight to the death for sport, hell people still do. Does that make it right?

seriously, fuck that guy.