only 3 quips per character and one smash scene. We’re on rations, remember.

.... you want a bad movie? Why?

Is that why they’re in all the promotional stills? So we remember that they’re actually in the movie?

Isn’t the sequel to this considered Avengers 4, not Avengers 3.5? Kill Bill was marketed as two halves of one story, where Marvel changed their mind about going that route about a year ago IIRC.

It’s why Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions got shit on by fans (I liked Part 2, HATED Part 3), because they are both sorely lacking any clear narrative of their own, literally just two halves of one long, somewhat tedious story. When Reloaded ended dozens of people shouted “WHAT! THEY’RE ENDING THERE!?!?!”

For me it all comes down to having characters from The Winter Soldier and Black Panther standing next to a cartoon raccoon. I love that little raccoon guy, but I forgot about him until I noticed him in the poster, than I nearly pissed my pants laughing at all the serious faces the Chris’s and everyone else were…

can’t be a caveman, he didn’t drum for the Beatles, now did he?

(James Bond producers slowly nod their heads in agreement)

It’s funny, only takes about 4 words into a comment to spot the comic geeks who love all things superhero related, and get mad when someone doesn’t share their subjective experience....

Who was it who said that cutting your finger is a tragedy, but a man falling into an open sewer manhole is comedy?

The original appeal of all these movies to non comic book fans WAS watching Robert Downey Jr be charming and witty for 2 hours, always remember...

Transformers sequels accomplished their goal of sucking 12 dollars out of all of wallets, at least all the people naïve enough to think that they might be somewhat amusing...

It set out to be mind numbing and make it hard for the audience to invest in the bajillion characters?

yeah but that doesn’t make it a good movie, necessarily.

Ok sorry for that last comment because now I’m just really confused where you’re coming from.

What the fuck are you talking about? You’re the problem, pretending Star Wars is some sacred text that fans of can’t take a little ribbing.

I mean, doesn’t his cheating prove that he REALLY likes women? Eh? Eh?

Nah, I didn’t nail anything, that’s the problem. Isn’t that why we’re fantasizing about Emma Watson?

My idea of a sex cult is a situation where at least two women would consider possibly having sex with me at different opportunities. That’d be some freaky shit, giving Rosy Palm and her five sisters a night off....

I think in San Diego County those are the real upscale theaters like Cineopolis, where they practically have a dress code. Pretty snazzy, actually.