What bothers me is the assumption that we know at all how it all went down in Whedon’s private life. Maybe they had a truly terrible ill conceived marriage? I’ve witnessed some bad relationships in my family where both parties are at fault for different reasons. The only difference here is that if Whedon weren’t…

That’s so weird, I was just thinking about that terrible Heath Ledger remake of “The Four Feathers” I had the pleasure of seeing in theaters.

Sounds like you’ve been listening to “Obsession” by Animotion.

funny how Mel Gibson had a hell of a time covering his Aussie accent in the mid 80's even though he’s a New Yorker who moved there when he was a kid. Russell Crowe has only sounded Australian really once that I’ve seen, in Proof of Life (2000) where he exclaims, “Hoe-lee- Snaw-peen Ahz-hoes, whaddya we got ‘ere?”

Then who’s getting the 5% agent’s fee? JK Rowling?

are you Zuul?

ok, the strife part was uncalled for...

Nah, it’s now REALLY expensive to pop his cork, if ya know what I mean....

This proves that Patton doesn’t make up his anecdotes (at least most of them) in his stand up like a lot of other comics do. I distinctly remember his bits about how his girlfriend is really into true crime documentaries and books but can’t stand to see someone clutch their chest and fall over after getting shot in a…

This proves that Patton doesn’t make up his anecdotes (at least most of them) in his stand up like a lot of other comics do. I distinctly remember his bits about how his girlfriend is really into true crime documentaries and books but can’t stand to see someone clutch their chest and fall over after getting shot in a…

They shouldve hired Fisher Stevens.

YYoure being disingenuous, Cookie.

Now who’s the asshole.

There once was a sentient pear named Joss
What his talent is, I’m at a loss.
He stepped out on his chick
Now she thinks he’s a dick
And probably is hitting the sauce.

I gave you a star, but you should know that rhyming “twat” with “Josh” is a hard sell, even with Brad Pitt’s pikey accent from Snatch at work...

she should’ve cheated him back. What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.

I don’t want to know what’s going on below the edge of the frame....

“It’s not Like you can screw up a pile of shit by pooping in it”

This needs to be embroidered on a pillow.

A Bug’s Life may have better animation and the love and care one would put into a passion project... but ANTZ just has a more resonant story and isn’t just another riff on Seven Samurai. It makes you wish THOSE movies had swapped creative teams....

They do it because a lot of the people who stuck around after Kinja was implement LIVE for this shit, it takes the place of reading the STAR or the NATIONAL ENQUIRER.