I guess I don’t live in America anymore because I could go poll 30 people outside my building and maybe 5 of them would have any interest in kids movies whatsoever, outside of being dragged to the theater by their brats.

And who says comics are silly nonsense?! Bah! This work is on the level of Twain, Hemingway. Harper Lee, eat your heart out, we’ve got robot fucking!

Someone needs to take your money away from you and manage it properly. They do it for rich people all the time, so why not for you as well?

To use Cumberbatch’s term, it really is “quite pathetic”.

Jesus TapDancing Christ can’t you see how insane it is to put that much effort in cataloguing perceived slights? All this revealed is that yes, nothing’s changed, Tumblr is still competing with Reddit for the Pants Crapping Award.

now I’m glad that I didn’t solider on with series 2. God I hate faux mystery solving horseshit. The Downey Jr movies flirted with this at times but on rewatch I noticed that at least they TRIED to make some of the clues noticeable.

I have been getting that feeling lately, because it always seems so out of place given the context. It’s like stating to the media that your wife’s fear of spiders “is quite pathetic, really. They don’t bother me.”

It’s funny how the Aussies never get mentioned, considering most people don’t even know they’re Australian like whatshisname from Avatar. I think that’s why they seem so boring, because all their energy goes into channeling a pitch perfect American Accent.

“All you do is drop your voice down to a guttural mutter and your ship shape, guv’nah!”

I can do a pretty good Jason Statham... but most of it is just me mutterin’ “’ello, Tommy. Where’s Go-jess Joge?”

ya know, I thought Don Cheadle was British for a few years after Ocean’s 11 and that he was doing a great American accent in Traffic, Out of Sight, and Devil in a Blue Dress (because why the fuck would you write in a British character and have him played by an american in a movie set in Las Vegas!?!?)

man I’ve been giving them away for free all day... (I know I’ve been hyperbolic but jesus the internet seems to only like French New Wave Films or stuff that is downright infantile in comparison... am I the only one who preferred when Hollywood was doing schlocky disaster movies like Volcano and Twister?)

I’ll…

Here’s hoping one of these 4 sequels is a complete departure/spinoff that is just set in the same universe. Or a Col. Quaritch clone adventure through space.

The main thing that the MCU has going for it is that I’d rather watch the worst MCU movie 10 times before watching Avatar more than one more time in my life.

I’m betting Avatar 4 will probably be like Metal Gear Solid 3.

Username/Comment synergy!

The Lusitania would’ve made a better film subject than Titanic to begin with.

Hint: “Hair” in this context is most likely what is called a “Euphemism.” I think he just may be talking about making the beast with two backs with an actual beast.

How come nobody has tried to hit you with the “It’s not a documentar! There aren’t 9 foot blue cat people either!” as an excuse for poorly thought out physics and mechanics of world building?

Fucking STAR TREK had more imagination 60 years ago...