of COURSE he has a beard and glasses. I’m gonna go out on a limb here and predict that he’s quite pale under that blue makeup as well....

Well to be fair if they didn’t have Avatar they’d probably still want to kill themselves, but instead they’d be citing the Old Testament as their reason.

Yeah, i wish we could go back to the “Savage Savage” trope and bring back all those Comanche Raiding parties Hollywood of the 30's - 60's loved to depict. Movies need more scalpings these days, dammit!

Well they gotta justify their jobs somehow. And with Twitter that means they can do all their research on their phone while sitting on the shitter.

They already did that in Ghostbuster 2. Cheech Marin witnessed it from the docks of New York...

Hey my take is fuck everybody. Fuck James Cameron, Fuck Marvel, fuck the people who pretend that Superheroes aren’t for 10 year olds with no friends....

Fuck if I were him I’d tell the Marvel audience to fuck off because only morons still like those movies.

The reason these movies are popular is because Generation X and my generation are fucking scumbag shitheads.

yet most smart people won’t bother to watch them in the future.

That’s like saying “I don’t understand why people don’t eat at McDonalds more often. I mean, they cover ALL the food groups! You’ve got your burgers, your chicken... they even have ice cream! And french fries! I mean, HOW THE FUCK can you say that French Fries are the same as a Big Mac? Those are two TOTALLY DIFFERENT…

I still know the difference.

what’s your point? I’m sure the 15 year olds who will pay to watch dog shit steam will be there regardless.

For me the best scene in the movie was in the extended cut, with whatshisname getting into barfights despite being in a wheelchair (he had to be extra assholish for them to beat up a parapalegic).

Unfortunately James Cameron has taken so long getting around the the sequels he can no longer as Robin Williams if he wants to reprise his Manic Bat Character....

My Boss would watch it once a week after taking his daily pain medication... always a bad sign for me when my boss liked a movie enough to watch it every week (He also didn’t like Inglourious Basterds, “just a bunch of talking, where’s the action?!”)

like all those Studio Movies from the mid 60's that no one remembers today but kicked the ass of all the classics we remember today.

maybe a Free Small Popcorn with proof of purchase? (better be able to upgrade to a Large for $2)

It’s called “having taste”

“McDonalds has the Golden Arches, here at McDowells, we have the Golden Archs!”

yeah, isn’t that the law that led to the demise of the studio system?