“Would you like to try Blockbuster Online free for a month? Sorry, I know you come in here everyday and say no, but they said I’ll get fired if I don’t offer this to every single person who walks through the door”

My dad read that book twice in a row saying it was a great book about business and there was a lot I could learn from it. I read The Grapes of Wrath instead.

They made sure that Cuaron has his computer hooked up to a 120" monitor for the film’s Premiere, in his Loft with 12 friends.

Awww but then I’ll have to brush my teeth and wash my crotch before seeing the movie! And I won’t be able to fart on my girlfriend and guffaw like a chucklehead watching her squirm!

pffft. Shoes. So square....

Fuck Home. Home is where I contemplate the meaningless of my existence. It’s where I drink to excess and don’t care if I’m doing long term damage to my body. So thanks for that.

I really fucking hate that phrase. That and “the feels” make me irrationally angry and makes me want to invent a language like Elvish to get away from all this.

Like it always used to be in the 60's....

It’s crazy that it’s been 8 and a half years already. That also means that it’s been 8 and a half years since I’ve done ecstacy....

Someone was influenced by Star Trek TOS I reckon....also reminds me of somebody wanting to do an entire Star Wars trilogy set on Endor.. (They only got to 2, thank Christ)

and they’ll all be 3 HOURS LONG! YAAAY! 12 more hours of Star Wars Battlefront style CGI!

Damn that 1922 adaptation was pretty damn good, like Gerald’s Game took a very hard to read story and make it palatable without taking away what makes them so harrowing...

They probably aired a rerun of Die Hard 2 right after this miniseries ended in 1993.

The fact that the first line of the film has Stephen King calling his wife “sugarbuns” after an ATM machine just texted him that he’s an asshole is quite the testament to Cocaine’s effect on the judgment of even the most talented...

From listening to the Audiobook, I can read Tommyknocker without adding a New England Twang: “Tawh_Mi_Gnawkah”

actually she was trying to seduce her mean, asexual, bully of a sister... yeah, I wonder if he read closely...

Just make it 12 Angry Men but on a road. “100 Walking Men”, hell, you could fill out the narrative by having whatever the female equivalent contest is in this dystopia.... actually... scratch that... maybe not. Just make it 50 men and 50 women.

Obtaining the rights involves a few stipulations involving candle wax and ball gags.

Probably why it’s not such a hot novel: It’s so visual it BEGS to be made into a 130 minute movie (cut the fat, Hollywood! He talks to dwarve bald doctors from the multiverse for 50 pages at one point!)

The college part makes me cry, and I was born in 1987 and never went to college. Makes a good double book feature with Different Seasons as well.