I stopped watching around Season 5 when I swore off TV shows for a year and it looks like I accidentally go out while the getting was good...

People who can’t spell misogyny probably aren’t the best judges of identifying misogyny...

Go make a citizen’s arrest then, buddy. Or are you good now that you got that out of your system?

I do have to admit, when I found out it wasn’t just a love story like a Disney movie but more like The English Patient with gills, it gave me pause. Probably going to wait to watch that one with a group of friends, just to gauge how weirded out I should be feeling at any given moment. I’m reminded of “The Return of…

Imagine how much he had to pour down the blowhole to get her to cooperate... what’s the statute of limitations on Bestiality Date-Rape?

Can we send them a life threatening virus through their computer? Has Bill Gates figured that out yet?

I was hoping it was a woman with a dude dolphin, because that’s just classier, ya know? I’m a classy guy like that.

Because people are sick. But we knew that already, look at the past... oh.... okay, EVERY presidential election since ‘68.

All those things save for Steve Buscemi are only lusted after by weirdos and people who should be on medication.

Did they use their pom poms to fashion a bindle sack?

On another note... Why does my cat ALWAYS jump up on my desk as soon as I decide it’s time to watch a little Exploited College Girls? Is he interested in the naked chicks... or me?

Nah, their shoes are usually pretty worn out...

That’s what I say! Just because I like incest porn doesn’t mean I want to fuck my brother! Er... wait... um, that was just a joke, I’m kidding, certainly...

...RIP Phil Hartman....

I’m pretty sure “Don’t fuck animals” is a sentiment that reaches across the aisle....

When are we going to re-enter reality and call it what it really is: A Mental illness. Doesn’t mean it’s bad, but people pretending it’s the same as “My wife dresses up in a French Maid’s outfit for our anniversary”. 

Well, thanks for the nightmares....

I don’t know where these nerdy people get the time to read all these comic books. I know they don’t take long to read by seriously, regulary people seeing this movie? 50 years of this stuff... there’s going to be some gaps in knowledge I’d guess...

So like the Wall Street version of that Johnny Depp movie, Blow.  

I bet there are at least a 1000 super illegal ways to steal shitloads of money that don’t involve screwing over Terminally Ill People. That’s some next level Supervillain shit. Even the Joker would be like, “Isn’t that kind of a dick move, Marty?”