Dump really would be a better name to call him than that lame “Drumpf” bit. (At least it’s useful for identifying John Oliver superfanboys on the Internet, and who they’re apeing for 85% of their political opinion)

You just might be a sociopath!

Funny how he got whiter as his bank account grew larger.

Yummsh is the exact subgroup of people that the Left needs to symbolically take out behind the barn like Old Yeller. Who cares what your politics are if you’re an asshole in your day-to-day life? Ever notice how many assholes like to attach themselves to compassionate causes as a cover for their acrid toxic waste of…

You really are a worthless scumbag. But hey, you act like a worthless scumbag to the right people (PUNCHING UP YAAAAAAAAAY), so your ass is covered.

I don’t think you understand what the word entitled means.

No he was wrong about everything. Stop capitulating to these worthless pieces of shit. They call you worse everyday here, by the way, simply for not buying into their horseshit party-line groupthink garbage.

Nah, I looked down at my watch and missed him.

Jesus Christ I guess I won’t be spanking it for a while, at least until the nightmares start slowing in their frequency...

Man, naive people like you fascinate me...

Congratulations for enjoying boring, horribly self indulgent films made by narcissists.

I downed two whiskeys on the rocks during that intermission!

Except for How the West Was Won, but who gave a hoot about that crap?!

Maybe Cannon action movies, but 100 to 110 minutes for 80s and early 90s Actioners.

Unless you’re Sean Conne, no they aren’t.

Haha, what story? The one where the big p urple guy has been trying to get his hands on the shiny thingies for the last seven years?

2nd favorite? Geez, maybe you should change your handle to “Dick Van Dumb” 😎

And that is quite a competative list!

They solved the action figure quota, which is all they cared about.

Username/Comment Synergy!