No he didn’t. In White Jazz he is at times am antagonist to the main character, but the main character in White Jazz makes Exkey look like a choir boy. Dudley Smith is the villain proper in that novel.

That’s what I get for having an active imagination. I immediately pictured a hilariously disgusting scenario that would get one justifiably thrown off a plane...

As it should be. I hope you did the same. Don’t be a fucking animal. I mean, there’s a REASON we have bathrooms and don’t settle for buckets in the corner of the living room, right?

Gross.

Ah shit this is what I get for skimming the article. One guy farting... shit. Maybe they should have Pepto on hand.

yeah and this sounds like they were intentionally being gross, like that buddy from High School who thought farting in the face was the height of comedy. 


EDIT:

Eh, re-reading the article I think it’s a wash and tie goes to the farter.

A “Fart Fight” sounds like there was an extreme lack of discretion going on with this disgusting family. If you’re gassy, book a seat at the back of the plane, those seats are always the last to fill up because they’re the last to leave the plane. I walked in there 4 times on my last SeaTac to Lindbergh run and that’s…

Good.

Kris Jenner deserves to be made a Human Crash-Test Dummy for used Ford Pintos...

I wonder what the procedure is for having to take an emergency dump while in high heels and with a 3 man camera crew in tow....too bad Chuck Berry isn’t around anymore...

but he didn’t address the audience as “cats” and didn’t call anybody “Cha Cha”

It’s probably time to lay off the Acetone Cocktails for a bit...

This sketch isn’t endearing Bush to anybody outside of Dogs who watch Television.

never use the fact that someone is “born again” when you’re attempting to make them look smart.

You really shouldn’t be talking about history that you no nothing about.

Jesus TapDancin Christ if even Lincoln isn’t good enough for you in regards to presidents maybe you should just sit the discussion out and keep your fantasyland intact. You think the alternative would have been better? Yeah, what a great fucking idea, lets just let throw our hands up and take the high road right off a…

You’re really out of your depth here. Recognitions has been a pain for years, more than 5.

Nope.

Lighten up, Francis.

You’re just a bad person in your own unique way, aren’t you. Wow.