Sorry but this is really a moronic philosophy.

Ah Lobsters, you were always a worthless lump of shit. I hope you got liver damage in these intervening years and if you have any children I hope they are on their second DUI becaise Daddy was an ignorant, disgusting souse and curmudggeon. Good day to you, air, 8 years ago.

This guy is an idiot, dont bother.

Throw Seth Rogen in there for good measure.

Boy, comic books sure are dumb, but quite hilarious.

Pretty soon we will have woke white dudes flaggelating themselves to purge themselves of their privilage.

This probably isnt a group thats seen Five Easy pieces or 1900

You mean that movie where Ludacris solves. Chinese slavery by dropping the undocumented workers off at a chinese restaurant in Chinatown?”Getcha self some rice” I think is the final line of the movie.

“Every” writer has to be a populist? Thatd be terrible.

Oh fuck off if that is the best rebuttal you can come up with.

Sort of like how you and your buddies worked to change the meaning of misogyny to include inadvertent sexism.

It hurts their underdeveloped brains.

I take it they don’t watch many films from the 70's... Or just about anything that isnt currently on Netflix or HBO.

Outrage is a popular hobby these days...

Superhero movies are garbage just like the people who think they’re real films.

Man, that scene REALLY freaked me out as a little kid. That and when he’s talking to the Corpse in the boardroom he just friend up.

Did the first Attack of the Killer Tomatoes have a young, floppy haired George Clooney in it? Nope. Return is winner by default. Not to mention how the hot chick with the stacked figure is supposed to be a tomato, somehow.

Why are you in such denial?

Your parents are good parents, that’s what they were thinking. Fuck all these shithead parents these days who want their kids to grow up in plastic bubbles. I got the VHS when I was 3 too. And Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. Obsessed with movies ever since.

I had that Swamp Thing sequel taped off cable for ages... the thought of Heather Locklear blowing Swamp Thing almost turned me asexual.