I’ll go just to wait in line and see the best Batsuit on display.

Your typo made me read your comment in-a Italian accent, like-a Mario and-a Luigi

Well you got your wish now all these shit superhero movies have a solid hour of computer generated action sequences. You’re welcome.

Interesting to you, maybe.

Why do people love kissing Marvel’s ass so much around here? They’re disposable entertainment that all blurs together in the mind because the stories are all from a template.

So THAT’S why this movie is practically, “The Adventures of Vicky Vale and the Joker” more so than “Batman”

I like when he’s yelling at the cat and puts the funnel on his and starts dancing around yelling “See the Dancing Freak!” while Elfman’s score turns into carnival music. I nearly pissed myself laughing.

I distinctly remember a tv spot with Robert Townsend running down the street in a suit being chased by a plastic looking meteor... so I’m guessing he got hit by a meteor and somehow survived and now has super powers... Jesus maybe we should hope he does Blankman instead.

dammit this is what I get for being a day late. I post what you’ve already posted and now look like an idiot.

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Man I fell asleep during the Bruce Wayne out on a Date scene in 66.

Hey Buddy, Batman is also my favorite film. Well, actually. it’s a two way tie between it and Beetlejuice. Yet Tim Burton is NOT my favorite director, because of all the crap he’s made as well, I’m pretty sure the last movie of his I thought was any good was Big Fish.

yikes you must also think Edward Scissorhands is a classic. Ick. I think thoses are Burton’s two worst films until he started making crappy fairytale adaptations.

I really liked Bale in Batman Begins, but thought he was terrible in Dark Knight. One thing I appreciate about DKR is it made Batman interesting again. In The Dark Knight he seems even more inconsequential than Val Kilmer’s Batman.

I remember being upset as a kid that Batman straight up set a dude on fire with the Batmobile. Seemed a bit sadistic even for a murderous Batman. Shoulda just run him down and let him fly over the hood of the car.

I remember my dad refusing to watch it ever again because of the scenes with Devito biting dudes noses and eating raw fish guts. He’ll take Jack Nicholson being hilarious anyday of the week.

When people actively shit on Batman 89, that’s when I feel like I stepped into a parallel universe...

That’s my dad’s favorite line! Still quotes it.

Mine when I was 6 was, “Wait’ll they get a load of me” and my dad still uses “You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses, would ya?”

I kinda hate Batman Returns. I think it’s because I’m not a big fan of Edward Scissorhands either and Returns felt more like a sequel to that movie moreso than Batman.