I don’t know about you guys, but I’m impressed that people are still living in the home after 330 years. That may be common in Europe, but not in the US.

Go with a 7-8 yo Corvette. Run forever, low upkeep, will bottom out depreciation wise.

I was coming to post exactly that. The perfect car for people who want a A-B luxury car that will never require anything and will never die.

1. Do not call me a fucking shill. I will absolutely tell you what does and does not work on a bike, and will tell the truth regardless of how a manufacturer feels about it. Every bike has downsides, but none of the Harleys I’ve ridden have not fit the use case they were built for.

2. Saying a Harley is low quality is…

Oh my god, shut up.

Please give us a poll to vote on writer submissions so we can convince you to buy the car that’s not quite right for any of us but we are all happy exists: the Veloster.

“I feel like if they owned it, they would know it can’t take a 15mph curve at 150.”

If you don’t like cars the way I like cars, you aren’t an enthusiast.

This is the first place I went, too. Cheap parts and throws a bone to Mom in the safety department.

yeah, that VW 2.5 is a 5 cylinder... but unless they want to teach a kid how to remove an engine/transmission and replace head and pistons, along with those stupid fucking plastic chain tensioners along with the hydro system. id say it’s off the table.... this is one of those stupid VAG engines that has the timing…

I’d stay away from “faster” as a goal with a new driver, but I like the idea of a car that the two of you can improve together.

Can I vote on not giving a new driver an overly quick car?

That lincoln is BA. Honestly, the Karman Ghia is the one to avoid in this list. The rest are great suggestions, though I would lean towards the wagon as the best choice.

Dodge Demon.  Any dickhead with money could strap on a goddam rocket dildo and fuck himself and others very thoroughly with one of those.

For me, it’s the recent (maybe decade-old) revelation that the Toyota Camry now has more horsepower than most of the cars in the muscle car era. I drive a 1968 Cutlass and a 1989 Firebird. I can’t tell you how many people like to point out you can get a Camry with more horsepower.

It’s fucking weird is what it is

Well you know, with the right tattoo artist....

“... it would be an utterly idiotic, impractical endeavor.”

Steadying his massive elephant rifle against a well positioned rock, the ‘Housing and Zoning Inspector’ for Troy Michigan, calmly emptied his entire stockpile of high-powered ammunition into the engine block of the “Excursion” Jeep.

David to his city that is actively monitoring his hoopty count: