Yeah, I’m never going to feel bad about watching this douchebag take a beating.

Play stupid colonist games, win stupid colonist prizes.

Something tells me that this company is going to learn the hard way about how much value one of these “clauses” have, and if you have the money to drive one of the cars this shop services, you’ve got the money for a decent lawyer.

Man, white people, amirite?

Dude, I get your anxious feeling, but you bought a used Lexus, which is pretty much bulletproof.  It’s not like you bought an ‘02 BMW 5-series wagon, which you’d be happy if it made it from Manhattan to Montauk without suffering $6k in repair bills on the way.

“Bulletproof, save for the windshield.”  Um, what?

Damn straight.  Take this one to the mat.  Kemp has been dodgy and skeevy since minute one.

Ah, yes, the “311" model, or the “tramp stamp on a dude from 1994" look.

As a Chicagoan who watched the Blackhawks win 3 Stanley Cups in 9 years time, Coach Q should have his job for as long as he likes.  Detroit would give up General Motors for such a thing to happen to their city.

Yeah, that disgraceful, hate-filled 30 seconds of lies and bigotry was beamed across the nation - with its tagline of “vote Republican.”

And that makes things that much creepier.

We could just airdrop them all into Somalia, where they can live out their conservative dreams with no pesky government getting in their way.

I know its a money pit.  I’ve just always loved these, but I wouldn’t purchase anything made by VW after 1990 or so.

It’s also the saddest conference room I’ve ever seen, and I’ve been in a LOT of conference rooms.

Godspeed, boys!  The first two legs of this journey are the hardest. 

File under “Dealer got suckered.  HAR HAR HAR.”

I can smell the meth-catpiss-stench on him from here in Chicago.  What sort of loser straps a BB gun to his hip like that?  It’s a shame he didn’t make any sudden movements once the cops arrived.

You can always get a new family, and there is fine fried chicken served throughout the nation.  I wish you the best in your struggles, regardless.

Block gets to drive the coolest Fords ever dreamed up by mad scientists.

Okay, “killer.”