AAA membership.  Snow tires.  A bag of pork skins.  A fifth of decent whiskey.  And a decent handgun in a locked case in the trunk.

Well, I’d chalk this up under the “good news for Detroit” column.

It’s odd that these Proud Boy clowns don’t try marching in Chicago.  I’m really, really curious about that one.....and I’d like to see them try.

Did I miss something there, or just not emphasized for your liking?

Well said, man.  Well said.

Here I thought Trump was going to be giving a brand-new, fully-loaded F-150 to every miner and ironworker in the country that voted for him, and that Mexico would foot the bill.  We do this every decade or so.

Is it sacrilege to say I hate all these cars, save for the Volvo?

These are the kind of practices that will lead someone to literally kill someone some day, and their motivation will be painfully obvious.  No, people shoiuldn’t bite off more than they can chew, but these rules and never-ending fees and interest is inhumane.

They’re trying to branch out to a few other cities now, but Chicago is home base for them. 

Exactly.  Well said.

Please, Malort tastes like going down on a homeless woman, and not a recently homeless woman at that, but you get used to it (the Malort, that is) and start drinking it on your own volition here in Chicago.

I’m at Notre Dame/Big 10 games every year, and they’re not allowing them in the stadiums....now I’m intrigued.

Wait....how are they selling beers at UVA and Maryland games?  Doesn’t the NCAA not allow that?  Has the Big 10 been getting robbed of beer sales this whole time?  Dammit, the Midwest doesn’t get enough beer in us, you know!

I love the fact that this sort of analog thing can still happen in our digital world. We know what Trump’s d*ck looks like 30 seconds after the story is published, but two supercars have sat unnoticed in a barn for the last 40 years. We need more of this.

It’s been hooned.  You can tell by the stupid rims alone. 

It still looks like a glorified Geo Metro convertible to me.

He had a couple of Saab 900's on that property, and Michigan isn’t far from Chicago.  I just didn’t want to have to trailer one back to deal with things like clutch issues.  And I’m still kicking myself for not doing so.

Very well phrased.  If you look closely, you can actually see him get weaker and softer by the moment whilst on live television.

I’m looking forward to Junior getting traded around the cell block like a sobbing party favor here in the near future.

Meh.  This car looks better as a Honda s2000.