In Texas, you can shoot someone for doing that, right?

“Well, how about one minute then?” That’s the line of the year so far.

*Grabs nerd by the ankles, turns him upside down, and yells “Give me all your money, little kid!”*

fair enough. May I humbly recommend my neighborhood local, the Dram Shop? (Broadway + Barry) Tiny, with TV’s cheap drinks, great jukebox, and opens at 7am every day save for Sunday.

I work one day a week in a DePaul bar, and the only thing I can vouch for is the quality of the sorority girls there.

I’m hoping its Deliliah’s - my favorite whiskey bar that I never go to.

Also a Chicago North Sider, and I agree, this is sacrilege.

Meh. I disagree. I still tend bar one day a week (Sunday) in Lincoln Park in a high-end neighborhood bar and restaurant. We have one TV in the place, a focal point in the bar - but only in that area, and our well-heeled (but neighborhood casual clientele) loves its presence - haven’t gotten a single complaint about…

Roger that. You beg to offer some other burg?

Oh, and what paradise do you happen to live in, then? Chicago and NYC are America’s two greatest cities.

I think it’s a great-looking car, the engineers should be proud.

So all the conservatives screaming about how they KNEW that “Antifa put cement on the tracks as sabotage” were somehow wrong about this? Shocking.

I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t be stealing library books even if they were theives. If I saw a Nixon mask in one’s back pocket, it would be on though.

Once witnessed my father valet the family Ford Econoline (tinted windows and mag wheels at least) at some ritzy hotel in Dana Point, CA, and told the valets “Hey, there’s at least 8 library books in this van, and they’d all better be there when I get back.”

Let thee without sin turn these keys down when accidentally given to them.

Philly sports fans are truly the wretched scum of the earth....maybe some of the quiet sons of Minnesota will keep these clowns in line when they are in Minneapolis - not that the worst of them will be able to get out there in the first place.

I’m still mad at the interior work GM has put into cars for the past 25 years or so.

Dude, I tend bar once or twice a week at this obnoxious college bar pretty much on the DePaul campus, and this kid came in, opening week of the NFL season, wearing a Dolphins #6 jersey. Proud as hell. Then he looked at us as if we were the weird ones.

You think other rich guy’s kids are pulling stranded motorists off the roads, then admitting they, a professional driver, put their own truck into a tree when they misjudged the conditions?

See Trump, Jr.