So all the conservatives screaming about how they KNEW that “Antifa put cement on the tracks as sabotage” were somehow wrong about this? Shocking.

I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t be stealing library books even if they were theives. If I saw a Nixon mask in one’s back pocket, it would be on though.

Once witnessed my father valet the family Ford Econoline (tinted windows and mag wheels at least) at some ritzy hotel in Dana Point, CA, and told the valets “Hey, there’s at least 8 library books in this van, and they’d all better be there when I get back.”

Let thee without sin turn these keys down when accidentally given to them.

Philly sports fans are truly the wretched scum of the earth....maybe some of the quiet sons of Minnesota will keep these clowns in line when they are in Minneapolis - not that the worst of them will be able to get out there in the first place.

I’m still mad at the interior work GM has put into cars for the past 25 years or so.

Dude, I tend bar once or twice a week at this obnoxious college bar pretty much on the DePaul campus, and this kid came in, opening week of the NFL season, wearing a Dolphins #6 jersey. Proud as hell. Then he looked at us as if we were the weird ones.

You think other rich guy’s kids are pulling stranded motorists off the roads, then admitting they, a professional driver, put their own truck into a tree when they misjudged the conditions?

See Trump, Jr.

Dale Jr. has always struck me as a pretty cool guy. That is all.

True, true. Guess I’m also forgetting that....plus trying to keep a car in NYC? Nightmare. It’s enough of a chore parking on the street here in Chicago.

I bet the arresting officers gave these hilljacks the boots a little, and I can’t say I blame them. How does any early 20-something get their hands on an AMG, anyway?

Meh. Give me a Landcruiser any day of the week.

He, his whole moral code changed when he swapped parties. Shut your hap, Hastert.

I had to step back for a moment before I recognized the sarcasm there. :)

The author is a genius, and I’d like to date his little sister, most likely.

Those poor little girls. They don’t stand a chance, and the older one is probably already pregnant by her uncle.

Yeah, that was the first thing that I thought, too. Gene pool isn’t real deep in that family, is it?

Yes, this so much, all day long.

Love the fact that you’re hanging here with the rest of us geeks, hate the fact you brother would ever suggest a “Humvee” for you, possibly one of the most unreliable and worst vehicles on the planet.