If I want a 90's minivan, I want the 4WD MPV...

I’m fortunate enough to fly a few dozen times a year (ah, the glamour of modern air travel) - and if I work it out right, I can be asleep before the plane even leaves the ground.

Yeah, all well and good, car nerds, but what if you live in a big city, say, Chicago - and you don’t have access to things like a driveway, or a fancy hose? It’s off to the carwash for us, sadly.

This, right here, represents the dumbing-down of America in one 4-minute video.

I’m trying to not got buy one of his Saabs.....even though I’m in Chicago. I don’t have a trailer to get in back to the city, nor a garage to work on it once it is here......but man, is it tempting.

And I’ll be f*cking up any “Proud Boy” that I encounter over the holidays. Now that’s some Christmas cheer.

Crude, but effective. I applaud your tactic.

Oh, the Breitbart cowgirls were all over this yesterday as well. Of course, they were also convinced that the Las Vegas shooter was “antifa,” too. It’s time for Cernovitch to catch his own train - to the face, at full speed.

Good man. You earned yourself some lifetime karma points with that one.

Well done. And now I look forward to my trip home from the office in my ‘96 Lexus LS that I happened to drive into downtown Chicago this morning because it was too cold to be crammed onto the red line for my 20 minute ride. Think I’ll appreciate old girl a little more tonight.

“Big-ass speakers” means some hilljack has hooned the f*ck out of old red here, and hitting the interior with a blacklight would revel more Monster energy and other horrible stains than I can imagine. Hell no. Though it bet it’s a lot of fun to stomp on.

I’m buying every black person I see a beer this weekend, just on general principle, because of last night.

So. Many. Clowns.

I, for one, thank you for calling this woman out via this platform. Sounds to me like maybe the kid had some of what happened to him coming to him. Let’s hope CPS pays this household a little visit to see what these white trash nationalist scum are doing behind closed doors.

Agreed - thought fortunately those exceptions are generally few and far-between.

I’d like Pantera better if Phil Anselmo wasn’t such a nazi, racist little f*ck. Should have been him who took the bullet, not Dimebag.

I’d buy this guy a beer or six and shake his hand. I forever regret not doing the same thing to the guy who stole my truck late one night - was able to get out the door and catch up to the truck which was stopped at the next light, but when I was about 10 feet from the door, the lizard part of my brain said “It’s…

Man, this was a well-written piece. Excellent perspective. And the “two bags of Cheetos” line was also pretty awesome.

“Shithole,” huh? What conservative paradise do you live in? Real Chicagoans take the train to work, and save their cars for the weekend. That is, if you work in the Loop.

Yeah. But they’re supposed to thaw the turkeys first before stuffing them into the cannon.